I deliver to you, sir, the holy grail of MILF'ness. It's an establishment called Dream Dinners. Let me tell you about Dream Dinners, my good, MILF hunting buddy. At dream dinners, you purchase meals from a monthly menu, the fine people at your local Dream Dinners then prepare your meals for freezing (they cut the portions to the proper servings to match your orders), you then come in, assemble your meals and take everything home. At home you freeze the meals, then thaw and cook when ready.

You're wondering where the MILFs come in right? Let me tell you.

The wife and I were there checking it out last night. She had read about it in Natomas Magazine. We were speaking to the owner and she was explaining that the "assemble" sessions, which are held multiple times per week, are starting to become social events for the local wives/mothers in the area. That's right, at scheduled times, hoardes of women flock to the Dream Dinners establishment to create their meals, drink wine and socialize with the other women in attendance. At 6pm last night, the place instantly flooded with 10 attractive, mid-30s women, mostly blonde, some brunette, carrying ice chests. At 6:01pm, they were hugging, at 6:02pm, wine was being poured.

I checked for you, there's one in Folsom. You can get the address: Dream Dinners.

I've given you the knowledge, it's up to you to use it. God speed.

 

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Godspeed, Cale!

 

*speechless*

 

Good thing my wife stopped going. Cooking these is one notch harder than store bought frozen food. Well. We're not up for that extra notch. We have taken lazy to a whole new level.