damn.. its a scam ???

 

Definetly. Do you really think it make sense to find you next of kin simply by flipping through a phone book and picking the first name that came up? Of course its a scam. Unfortunately they have gotten a lot of people.

 

oh good lord.. and I sent them so much money already

 

I send Soggy all my money in a plea bargain for him to not post so much.

 

Looks like everyone's gone.

 

Not me I'm still here.

 

I'm bored of da hizzle.

 

^^^^^^fo shizzle

 

yep I'm at home now

 

I see alot of thugz using there, their, theyre, you, n yoe wrizzay from tha streets of tha L-B-C. So here is a shawty sum-m sum-m ta help tha confused ones.

There - A place, "Look over there."
Theyre - Contraction fo` "they are".
Their - Possession "Thats they book."

yo - Possession "Here is yo paper."
yoe - Contraction fo` "you are".

Study tizzy wizzell pleaze.

 

Sorry I got a D in ebonics.

 

<Sealab2021> If you say shizzle one more time I am going to snap your neck!" </Sealab2021>

 

I am bored so I thought I would translate this for all my e-thugs:


Frizzay Barrista Muzammil Siddiqi
Princizzle Attorney And
Legal Services n Co.
No. 1111 Rue de la Blouvard.
Lome Togo . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.

Dear Mike Egan,

I am Drug Deala Muzammil Siddiqi, a solicizzle at law, personal attorney ta Mr.H.S Egan,a national Of yo country,who used ta wizzle wit Shell Develizzles Company in Lome Togo gangsta style. Hizzy in afta S-H-to-tha-izzall be referred ta as mah client straight from long beach *****. On tha 21st of April 2002, mah client,his wife n they only daughta were involved in a ride accident.

All occupants of tha vehicle unfortunately lost they lives. Since T-H-to-tha-izzen I hizzy made several enquiries ta ta locate any of mah clients extended relatizzles this has also proved unsuccessful.

Afta these several unsuccessful attempts ta locate his real relatives,I decided ta contact you since you have tha same last name wit mah late client . Im crazy, you can't phase me. I have contacted you ta assist in repartrat'n tha fund valued at US$10.5 million left behind by mah client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by tha Security Finance Firm where this huge amount
were deposited.

The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice ta provide tha nizzext of kin or hizzy his account confisicated witin tha next twenty one official perpetratin' days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locat'n tha relatizzles fo` over 1years nizzow, I seek tha consent ta present you as tha nizzext of kin ta tha deceazed since you have tha same last names, so thizzay tha proceeds of this account can be paid ta you.

Therefizzle on receipt of yo positive response, we S-H-to-tha-izzall thizzen discuss tha shar'n ratio n modalizzles fo` transfa.I have all necessary 411 n legal documents needed ta bizzle you up fo` claim.

All I require friznom you is yo honest coopizzles ta enable us see this transaction through.

I guarantee tizzle this wizzay be executed unda legitimate arrangement tizzy wiznill protect you from Any breach of tha law.pleaze git in touch wit me through tha above email fo` more details or Alternatively(muzammilsiddiqi1@rediffmail.com)

Await'n ta hizzle fizzle you.
Thanks n God bless you
Best regards,
Muzizzles Siddiqi Esq;

 

Sorry we were all getting terriyaki burgers.

 

Oh how I love the terryaki burger there. And the crisscut fries..ooh, man.