This rockin, ultra fast SUV in disguise is a beauty. All white with only slightly peeling tan pin striping, this car rules. The recent flooding on X, as one would be getting onto 50, was like a massive lake. All the other cars were avoiding it because it was full of floating traffic cones and stalled BMWs and Explorers. So, a decision had to be made, I put it in first and floored it (it's a stick). Then like a freaking motorboat with four engines (it has full time all wheel drive) it was throwing up mad rooster tails propelling us (my friend Mirah was in the car) like a super hovercraft toward the off ramp. I swear we started floating and I was like, "**** no, I am not getting out and pushing this," but the Impreza kept on, like a freaking suburban assault vehicle, the ones cops use for getting barricaded people. We made it to the onramp “That’s Hot,” said Mirah and I dropped into second then third, we were off like the USS Enterprise at warp speed.

The heater works awesome. If you needed to you could bake a cake in it with the heater on high.

Four new high-speed ultra cool tires complete with matching set of chromed Wal-Mart hubcaps (from the previous owner).