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06-25-2007, 09:16 AM
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word... I am le`tired also....
so an employee puts in a ticket stating the following....
"To borrow a laptop for one day for the PSD All Staff training in 1FCR on Monday, June 25. Will pick it up at 9 a.m. that day."
It is now almost 9:30 and he has yet to pick up his laptop... I have also sent him an email, and he never responded...
What i already forsee happening here in the next few minutes is someone is going to come running here like OMFG OMFG Where the hell is the laptop!
Then call my manager and complain... Happens daily it seems like, their retardedness gets put on our shoulders...
I should go walk across the street and get some food, so when they come up here they will REALLY be S.O.L...
so an employee puts in a ticket stating the following....
"To borrow a laptop for one day for the PSD All Staff training in 1FCR on Monday, June 25. Will pick it up at 9 a.m. that day."
It is now almost 9:30 and he has yet to pick up his laptop... I have also sent him an email, and he never responded...
What i already forsee happening here in the next few minutes is someone is going to come running here like OMFG OMFG Where the hell is the laptop!
Then call my manager and complain... Happens daily it seems like, their retardedness gets put on our shoulders...I should go walk across the street and get some food, so when they come up here they will REALLY be S.O.L...
06-25-2007, 09:28 AM
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06-25-2007, 09:35 AM
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06-25-2007, 09:41 AM
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wtf with the site
06-25-2007, 09:45 AM
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to
see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he
saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed
to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and
she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is
much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's
pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy
can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love -
Your son John
P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things
in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he
saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed
to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and
she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is
much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's
pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy
can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love -
Your son John
P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things
in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
old but damn
06-25-2007, 10:03 AM
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yeap still funny
06-25-2007, 10:19 AM
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Is mexican food the same as Peruvian?
word... I am le`tired also....
so an employee puts in a ticket stating the following....
"To borrow a laptop for one day for the PSD All Staff training in 1FCR on Monday, June 25. Will pick it up at 9 a.m. that day."
It is now almost 9:30 and he has yet to pick up his laptop... I have also sent him an email, and he never responded...
What i already forsee happening here in the next few minutes is someone is going to come running here like OMFG OMFG Where the hell is the laptop! Then call my manager and complain... Happens daily it seems like, their retardedness gets put on our shoulders...
I should go walk across the street and get some food, so when they come up here they will REALLY be S.O.L...
so an employee puts in a ticket stating the following....
"To borrow a laptop for one day for the PSD All Staff training in 1FCR on Monday, June 25. Will pick it up at 9 a.m. that day."
It is now almost 9:30 and he has yet to pick up his laptop... I have also sent him an email, and he never responded...
What i already forsee happening here in the next few minutes is someone is going to come running here like OMFG OMFG Where the hell is the laptop!
Then call my manager and complain... Happens daily it seems like, their retardedness gets put on our shoulders...I should go walk across the street and get some food, so when they come up here they will REALLY be S.O.L...
