@#)$*& Poison Oak!!
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@#)$*& Poison Oak!!
Goddam...I go 31 years without ever getting the itchies from poison oak, when, BAM, all I gotta do is look at it and I get a rash.
Anyone got a good remedy...and don't suggest bleach, 'cause I already fell for that one.
Anyone got a good remedy...and don't suggest bleach, 'cause I already fell for that one.
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Try a young blonde virgin. Rub her up and down over the affected area, and any other areas you're afraid might become infected. I assure you you'll be feeling better in no time 
Originally Posted by Aaron@S-S
Try a young blonde virgin. Rub her up and down over the affected area, and any other areas you're afraid might become infected. I assure you you'll be feeling better in no time
Hell yeah, that cures everything!
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Originally Posted by Aaron@S-S
Try a young blonde virgin. Rub her up and down over the affected area, and any other areas you're afraid might become infected. I assure you you'll be feeling better in no time
Hmmm...what about Ed's friend...she's young, not blonde, virgin(?)...yup, she'll do!
hydra cortizone and calamine, as for the itch... there's nothing.
I am "allercic" to that **** and used to get it alot when I was a kid, it ****ing sucks! and I'm sorry for you. I used to have to take prednizone for it cause it would spread all over my body, I ****ING HATE IT ! *ADVICE* don't get it on your ****.
I am "allercic" to that **** and used to get it alot when I was a kid, it ****ing sucks! and I'm sorry for you. I used to have to take prednizone for it cause it would spread all over my body, I ****ING HATE IT ! *ADVICE* don't get it on your ****.
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If you have a pretty bad outbreak, you can go to the doctor and get a shot of cortizone. For me, that clears it up in 3 days, whereas without it I would be miserable for at least 3 weeks. The only problem is that you can only get the shot once a year. For me, I can get poison oak 2 or 3 times a year while out on my mountain bike. That crap just seems to find me. 
Wash every piece of clothing, sheets, blankets etc. you've been in contact with to avoid contaminating something else. If it's pussing and oozing a lot you'll have to get Prednizone from your doctor. You can take benadryl, clean it w/ peroxide and Calamine Spray from Johnson and Johnson.
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Originally Posted by schafer
My grandpa downed a glass of tea made out of poison oak... he almost died from it but he hasnt gotten poison oak since
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It's called Zanfel and it works wonders....It is pretty expensive but well worth its weight in gold. I had Poison Ivy a year ago and it took care of it in like 2 days and it REALLY reduces the itching.......This is the best stuff I have ever tried and I am like a Poison <insert various plants here> veteran
Good luck
http://www.zanfel.com/
Good luck
http://www.zanfel.com/
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Originally Posted by Aaron@S-S
Try a young blonde virgin. Rub her up and down over the affected area, and any other areas you're afraid might become infected. I assure you you'll be feeling better in no time
sounds like a cure to me.
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