Teh Pearl thread
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some excerpts of a lame q+a bulletin imoan posted. why do people even bother with these??? or th ereal question, why did i even click on it. ugh. i feel dirty.
3. single or taken – taken and happy in my bubble
17. do you have a crush on someone – I guess you can say that...but I fallen in luv
18. do you like yourself – at times..but yes lately
50. drinking – nothing right now but for sure later tonite.
52. i'm about to – take a nap…off work and waiting for my babes to get off work.
53. listening to –soap network
55. waiting for – tonight…dave n busters with my lysander
(i like how she always refers to her new point of interest as "my" this or "my" that)
71. tan skinned or light – tan *****, cause he goes on vacation with me!
72. romantic or spontaneous - both. Spontaneity it a must, but sometimes romance could be nice
73. dark or light hair – in this case, dark and amazing
75. hook-up or relationship – I like the relationship I’m in now. It’s so unexpected.
86. turned someone down – yes, it's a must. I’m taken now
88. liked a friend as more than a friend – no, but I do love him. And would never ruin our friendship. Miss you nick.
(????????? hahahahahhaa.)
94. Sex on the first date – no thank you
95. kissing on the first date – it’s has happened
97. Is there one or more people you want to be with right now?
- yes and you know who you are? Are you done working?
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?
-no but I have dated more then one guy at a time
feel free to tear this one apart
3. single or taken – taken and happy in my bubble
17. do you have a crush on someone – I guess you can say that...but I fallen in luv
18. do you like yourself – at times..but yes lately
50. drinking – nothing right now but for sure later tonite.
52. i'm about to – take a nap…off work and waiting for my babes to get off work.
53. listening to –soap network
55. waiting for – tonight…dave n busters with my lysander
(i like how she always refers to her new point of interest as "my" this or "my" that)
71. tan skinned or light – tan *****, cause he goes on vacation with me!
72. romantic or spontaneous - both. Spontaneity it a must, but sometimes romance could be nice
73. dark or light hair – in this case, dark and amazing
75. hook-up or relationship – I like the relationship I’m in now. It’s so unexpected.
86. turned someone down – yes, it's a must. I’m taken now
88. liked a friend as more than a friend – no, but I do love him. And would never ruin our friendship. Miss you nick.
(????????? hahahahahhaa.)
94. Sex on the first date – no thank you
95. kissing on the first date – it’s has happened
97. Is there one or more people you want to be with right now?
- yes and you know who you are? Are you done working?
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?
-no but I have dated more then one guy at a time
feel free to tear this one apart
hahahaha I don't even know where to start
17. do you have a crush on someone – I guess you can say that...but I fallen in luv
OMG we need to start placing bets on a time line
ok
3:1 pearl gets crabs from bear
3:1 bear's ***** falls off in the next 2 weeks
5:1 her and bear last 3 months
10:1 they last 6 months
10:1 pearl cheats on bear with another "my whoever"
20:1 pearl goes crazy and announces she really thinks she was born (in her mind) as a gay transvestite
50:1 pearl cheats with sigma pi
50:1 pearl cheats with kenji815
100:1 pearl has a gangbang with sigma and kenji after 3 months
200:1 pearl has a gangbang with everybody she has touched and that list includes half the people here on i-club and probably her entire friends list on myspace, records the entire ordeal secretly, sells it off, gets rich quick with the new title of holding the world's largest gangbangfest, bathes in her slutty stardom and gets addicted to crack, then kills herself....infecting a few thousand on the way with a the new imoan std they named after her... soon after africa is named the healthiest continent in the world.
2:1 you all have some disease thanks to pearl
2:1 i probably contracted something also just writing this :RockOn - not mine:
send all bets to imoan@paypal.com
3:1 pearl gets crabs from bear
3:1 bear's ***** falls off in the next 2 weeks
5:1 her and bear last 3 months
10:1 they last 6 months
10:1 pearl cheats on bear with another "my whoever"
20:1 pearl goes crazy and announces she really thinks she was born (in her mind) as a gay transvestite
50:1 pearl cheats with sigma pi
50:1 pearl cheats with kenji815
100:1 pearl has a gangbang with sigma and kenji after 3 months
200:1 pearl has a gangbang with everybody she has touched and that list includes half the people here on i-club and probably her entire friends list on myspace, records the entire ordeal secretly, sells it off, gets rich quick with the new title of holding the world's largest gangbangfest, bathes in her slutty stardom and gets addicted to crack, then kills herself....infecting a few thousand on the way with a the new imoan std they named after her... soon after africa is named the healthiest continent in the world.

2:1 you all have some disease thanks to pearl
2:1 i probably contracted something also just writing this :RockOn - not mine:
send all bets to imoan@paypal.com
ok
3:1 pearl gets crabs from bear
3:1 bear's ***** falls off in the next 2 weeks
5:1 her and bear last 3 months
10:1 they last 6 months
10:1 pearl cheats on bear with another "my whoever"
20:1 pearl goes crazy and announces she really thinks she was born (in her mind) as a gay transvestite
50:1 pearl cheats with sigma pi
50:1 pearl cheats with kenji815
100:1 pearl has a gangbang with sigma and kenji after 3 months
200:1 pearl has a gangbang with everybody she has touched and that list includes half the people here on i-club and probably her entire friends list on myspace, records the entire ordeal secretly, sells it off, gets rich quick with the new title of holding the world's largest gangbangfest, bathes in her slutty stardom and gets addicted to crack, then kills herself....infecting a few thousand on the way with a the new imoan std they named after her... soon after africa is named the healthiest continent in the world.
2:1 you all have some disease thanks to pearl
2:1 i probably contracted something also just writing this :RockOn - not mine:
send all bets to imoan@paypal.com
3:1 pearl gets crabs from bear
3:1 bear's ***** falls off in the next 2 weeks
5:1 her and bear last 3 months
10:1 they last 6 months
10:1 pearl cheats on bear with another "my whoever"
20:1 pearl goes crazy and announces she really thinks she was born (in her mind) as a gay transvestite
50:1 pearl cheats with sigma pi
50:1 pearl cheats with kenji815
100:1 pearl has a gangbang with sigma and kenji after 3 months
200:1 pearl has a gangbang with everybody she has touched and that list includes half the people here on i-club and probably her entire friends list on myspace, records the entire ordeal secretly, sells it off, gets rich quick with the new title of holding the world's largest gangbangfest, bathes in her slutty stardom and gets addicted to crack, then kills herself....infecting a few thousand on the way with a the new imoan std they named after her... soon after africa is named the healthiest continent in the world.

2:1 you all have some disease thanks to pearl
2:1 i probably contracted something also just writing this :RockOn - not mine:
send all bets to imoan@paypal.com
Hmmmm...now I understand how immature boys can be...I understand you pick on me for certain reasons, but I dont find it flattering okay??? Yah sorry, all my friends are Chinese and I work for Taiwanese company...so...certain things become habit to me...Now I advise you to stay out of my business...
Ohh and btw I dont appreciate how you talk about me...and how you tell me...Oohhhh its just a question. Im not trying to be anything Im not...okay???
If you have a problem with me then you can address me about...for once in your life maybe you should stop being so damn two faced.
Then maybe ppl will start to like you.
If you have a problem with me then you can address me about...for once in your life maybe you should stop being so damn two faced.
Then maybe ppl will start to like you.



