Any phrase that fits the way you're feeling today.


My stomach hurts today.

I'm like a broken tube of tooth paste I ooze out of both ends.



Happines is like peeing in your pants, only you can feel the warmth.

 

Never put a Mac in a windows enviroment.

 

The way i'm feeling today......Gruppe-S sucks!......to order from, anyway.

"swaybar in stock, end links in stock" <------in quotes

Friday rolls around, sway bar at my doorstep but no endlinks? no shipment confirmation email? no invoice in box to notify of back order?

"1 - 2 weeks" FOCK!!!

 

"Can't wait until Monday is over" is today's mood...


Phrases/Quotes:

"Animals are such agreeable friends, they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms." - George Elliot

"A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we must come back and settle the account at last." -Joseph Fort Newton

 

I need more fcking sleep.

 

omghi2u

ibtehspamofurdreamsandmanym0r3

 

teh ageofconsent.com for iowa is 14

dont knock masturbation its sex with the one you love

if you believe in life its because of obscurity

if you believe in joy its because of sex

 

Or peeing in the pool

One

 

Cusco is a place in Peru.

 

I second third, fourth and fifth that. Gruppe-S sucks.

GS-The lip is in stock

S- Can I pick it up this weekend?

GS-Sure. Come by this weekend.

Weekend rolls along. I walk in to Gruppe-S and ask for the lip.

S-I'm here to pick up the V-Limited lip.

GS-I'm sorry but somebody came in and traded in a part for the only one we had in stock.

S- .............................(WTF?)

Next part:

S-When is the V-Limited lip coming in?

GS- 3-4 weeks.

3-4 weeks later:

S-Did you guys receive the V-Limited Lip?

GS-Yes, but UPS broke it. It'll be another 3-4 weeks for the next shipment.

S-.......................................(anger building).............................. ok.... (click)

S-(I call back) Can I please cancel my order? (click)

(I then rush to check my credit card records to see if they didn't charge me)

Tim

 

Isn't everything a place in Peru to you?

Tim

 

omgRUserious?hahahaX!pelay!

 

Heres mine:

"If a frog had a glass ***, it wouldn't jump a juance"

Tim

 

Phew, I felt kinda bad about posting my situation with them, but I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who has had problems with them.

thanks to MPJ for their prompt shipment of my Kartboy shortshift/bushings

My quote for the day: Never bring sand to the beach.

 

if you need someone to pick it up here, let me know. i'm sure i can swing by so you don't have to waste a drive up. even though any drive to norcal is not a waste