He was refering to when the duck's quack is created in vacuum or "in space".

 

Armstrong was the first man on the moon.

 

.. Roswell,NM ..

 

If I have sex with a pregnant woman, I will feel the baby(With the head of my *****)

 

if i beat off more than 3 times a day .. I will have arms like Arnold Schwartznnager (sp?)

 

say candyman 5 times in front of a mirror

 

here is a good one lol

"If I drive a subaru, Chics will dig me"

 

If a pregnant woman watches too much "****" chances are, the baby will remember that and become a total HOOCHIE/STRIPPER(female baby)!!! or a PSYCHO STALKER(male baby) When they grow up ..

 

Never walk under a ladder,


Or walk into a house while the Umbrella is still extended(open)

 

FAT girls give better blows

 

here's a good one that my spanish friend told me once...

When he has toe/nail/foot fungus.. instead of getting tough actin' Tinactin..lol he Pee's on his feet just before taking a shower... That will kill the bacteria

 

that's not a myth.. that's totally false..

 

well the funny thing is .. one of my friends was driving an SRT-4 .. then stepped up and bought a Suby, now has a ****load of girlfriends and was asked to get married... lol

 

if you light a fart on fire your intestines can explode

 

if you **** on an electric fence, your chinbo will fry (i heard this is false).