life, a how to
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
start thinking with your d!ck and not your mind/heart. stop putting women on a pedastool and you'll get more poon!
Man... I spent my childhood being the nice guy and the statement is the gospel truth cause I got little play in my younger years... I'll be sure to teach my son this lesson early in life... it'll go a little something like this... "Son, listen to me. As soon as you hit puberty you start thinking wit yo dick son. Anything that got to do wit *****es... you think wit yo dick. Don't ever forget it."
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Originally Posted by Mr Furniture
Man... I spent my childhood being the nice guy and the statement is the gospel truth cause I got little play in my younger years... I'll be sure to teach my son this lesson early in life... it'll go a little something like this... "Son, listen to me. As soon as you hit puberty you start thinking wit yo dick son. Anything that got to do wit *****es... you think wit yo dick. Don't ever forget it."
and don't forget, you have a dirty uncle named franco who will show you how its done!
Originally Posted by UberMaus
This man speaks teh TRUTH +1