According to ***** hay's cliff notes, you had some japanese chick showing off her bite marks to you, apparently she was 18 and only gets on Mexican guys so wtf?

You have drivers license? A car? greasy black hair and your last name is Rojas Jr.


Why didn't you do the deed in the back seat of your evo mr?


Please vote

 

I think he was short $150 dollars

oh and forgot to take the Cialis

 

I have the hook up on Cialis. I'll forward him the e-mails. :/

 

hahahha i have a hook up hahaha emails hehee

 

I know this technically belongs in awesome IM, but since Flanco made a thread about it...

MrCusco: hey, it's ruben
Maus52479: sup dude
Maus52479: lol
Maus52479: man
Maus52479: why!! ugh!!!
MrCusco: ??
Maus52479: man i would have tossed her salad if i were you
MrCusco: who
Maus52479: if i had a good lookin 18yr old all up on me
Maus52479: shieeeeit
MrCusco: lol
Maus52479: goddamn it ruben! I don't even know what to say to you!
MrCusco: what's up with this post
Maus52479: which juan
MrCusco: https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...4&postcount=44
Maus52479: CAUSE!!
MrCusco: cause what?
Maus52479: if they were weren't legal.. then cool.. I can understand
Maus52479: hands off, leave them for eddie, only he can get away with it.
MrCusco: lol
Maus52479: but dude, the fact she was legal!?!?!.... all im saying.. I would have tossed her salad!
Maus52479: lol
Maus52479: but like i said....
Maus52479: thats just me
Maus52479: hehehe
MrCusco: lol
MrCusco: here's what happen
MrCusco: the horny white girl took off with her friend, so nothting happen there
MrCusco: alittle bit later the japanese chick comes and sits by me and we start playing a card game
Maus52479: you should have rammed a chorizo up her ***
Maus52479: i would have
Maus52479: sheeeit..
MrCusco: lol
MrCusco: anyways we start talking(the japanese girl and me) we talked a lot and she brought up that she only dates mexican guys
Maus52479: see!! stinkin george facker!!
Maus52479: she wanted the chorizo
MrCusco: ahahha
Maus52479: and you decided to save it for a rainy day or some shiet
Maus52479: gah! I don baleive
Maus52479: bad ruben!!
MrCusco: lol

 

I would have hit it! :banana:

But I'm like 27....

ahh **** it, 18 is legal

 

Please see line 7.. TIA

 

**** it

franco and i can pass for mexican to drunk girls

 

soggy you cant pass gas let alone for mexican

 

Arriba! Andale!!! ARRIBA!!!

 

Bwahahahaha! This whole **** is funny.


edit: And I am a Mexi-can. I would have hit that **** 3 times sideways and once like in the movie babyboy (I think) where Ving Rhames is boning the mom froggy style down the hall. maybe twice.

 

you need to REREAD ***** hay's cliff notes. the japanese chick was not the juan showing me her bite marks.

 

Soo Ruben, did you take pics of the girls?

 

As FOBIO would say, "I can't believe you didn't use the butter that was believed not to be butter."

 

I didn't have my camera with me, besides ***** hay posted pics of the girls in the other thread.