LifePlaza

One of our Secretaries here at work is a ****, so I figured I'd ask everyone's opinion. Since I just got into an arguement with her regarding shared bathroom use.

When sharing toilet between man and women. Women insist on putting the toilet sit down after men use it for the sake of being sanitary. What this means is, when we (men) use the toilet, we lift the seat (for those who do), **** into the bowl, flush, put the seat back down, wash our hands. Keep in mind when men normally take a ****, we hold onto our manhood to aim in the right direction.

Ok so back to the toilet complex. When women ****, they go in, sit, ****, wipe (front to back), flush and wash their hands. They do not need to use their hands to aim.

So if I follow this correctly, men lift a dirty toilet seat, with their hands, put their hands on their ****, ****, put the toilet seat back down, flush and wash our hands. Isn't that kinda nasty?

UberMaus

Why can't then lift the seat back up for us?

Give and take =\

SubieRon

women will never lift the seat up...never...no matter how you explain it...never.

problem to the solution...install a urinal or dont give a shiat

subi4justin

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^agree, i think you should get a urinal

LifePlaza

What about for situations for living at home for men who live with women?

Urinal also?

subi4justin

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why is it that big of a deal? As long as you wash your hands that is all that matters. It is fowl when you break it down the way you did, but it is what is.

laoba

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i use a piece of toilet paper to lift up the seats in public restrooms if it's shared. i don't bother lifting it up in men-specific restrooms. seems like a lot of guys dont bother to aim whether its **** or crap hehe.

JArnaud

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Do you have any potted plants in the office? Thats always a viable solution. A little awkward, but it gets the job done.

UberMaus

lol!!!!!!!!!!

LifePlaza

Thats my point, it is fowl.

I still have no idea how this became a common practice as to why men have to lift the seat and put it back down for teh womenz0rs.

Picking up the toilet seat with toilet paper is a good thing too however if you really think about it, someone just wiped their *** grabbing the toilet paper and how are we suppose to know their tainted hands didn't taint the whole roll?

laoba

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well if you take a **** and that roll happens to be taintedand you wipe, then yo ******* just got THE AIDS. at least you can wash your hands afterwards.

its why i never take dumps in public restrooms. i just hold mr. turtlehead until i get home

pablo_her

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pick the seat up with one hand. use the other hand to aim. use the first had to put down the seat, and the same hand to turn on the sink then wash your hands. dry you hands with towels, then use the towels to turn off the sink. now your done

laoba

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dont forget use that same paper towel to open the door then toss it in the trash can

pablo_her

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yeah what he said

SubieRon

if you have room and some spending cash....why the eff not.
i would love to have me a urinal at home...and a bomb *** toilet with *** squirter, dryer, massager, etc
women biatched at men until men gave in instead of standing their ground and biatchslapping them back to the kitchens

yes women...pusssey rules the world