LOL you made me look

 

Dave ain't no hoe... jus a muth-funkin-pimp. right?

Made me look too, damnit... guess that's only thing that keeps threads jumping 'round here, eh?

 

This may be a stupid question, but I was wondering whether you had to be 18+ to buy sex toys, or go into a store specifically for sex toys. I figure maybe they would be 18+ because of the pictures etc. but at the same time, I don't see how they could say "no, you cannot have fun sex unless you're 18".

 

They only thing about minors buying sexual toys is that it is a "Moral Nuisance." You might injure a minors morals. After they are 18 then they can get freaky as all get up and doggy doggy on a sex toy all they want.


Adults are protected by the Federal and State Constitutions from being restricted or being denied access to sexually-oriented materials (materials that are allowed by the constitutions only).

 

Ok before anyone jumps down my throat. I know i've been a little hot headed and I do have a bit of an agressive driving side... But I really need some help. Well here is the story:
Well today I pulled out of the school parking lot. I make the right turn like I usually do. I was already going straight. then the next thing i know the car starts to slide to the right. I slam the clutch and the brake. The next thing I know after that is I'm in a tree. The car is COMPLETELY totaled at a speed of 20mph... I was still in first gear at approx. 4000rpm it was right when i was getting ready to shift. Can someone help me figure out what happend? I'm pretty sure the car is totalled... the whole front passanger side suspension is in the passanger side door... The police are saying I was wrecklessly driving and speeding. Which is not possible. I was about 30-40 feet out of the turn. I know I will have to get a lawyer to help me. I do not plan to drive anymore till i'm 18. I don't feel at fault. Could there have been a malfunction? What might have happend? The whole thing is really screwed. I wish I had pictures but to just describe I'm talking like the front passanger side is gone. The tree litterally tore the bumper and hood. Ate the air box. the winsheild is gone. the top of the car is dented. the whole side is gone. etc.

PLEASE no *****ing etc. I really need some advice and help.

 

Sex-toy-law officianato's, eh? Must be an "inside" joke.

 

jeb: hey you go to Garfield Highschool, correct
jimbob: correct
jeb: some kid is getting reamed out right now on the internet. claims he wrecked his new Subaru STi the other day, at your highschool.
jimbob: YES
jeb: pulling out of your parking lot
jimbob: HAHAHAAHAH
jimbob: YES
jimbob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHA
jeb: okay tell me about it
jimbob: I WAS THERE
jeb: AWESOME…what did he do?
jimbob: hahahahaa what a tard
jimbob: ok first off, he was on a suspended license, cuz he had wrecked his last car.
jimbob: then his parents bought him a $35,000 STi, its probably the best car at our school
jimbob: or was..the parking lot is on 23rd
jeb: wait wait wait…you are sure your parents bought it for him?
jimbob: that's what i heard
jeb: okay
jimbob: i dont know how else he got 35k. he's smart but..not that smart?
jimbob: so anyways
jeb: okay look
jeb: in the national subaru wrx forums he claims he goes to three schools -- garfield and two community colleges and works two part time jobs and that's how he pays for it
jimbob: we have a running start program where you can do community college and high school and earn college credits, and he does that
jeb: he claims he paid for the car entirely on his own, and something about he used to have a VW Passat or something, he bought from his mom, then traded and used some other money for the sti
jimbob: ....
jimbob: i dont think that's the case
jimbob: i can check with my friend in a second
jimbob: anyways, let me get on my story :P
jimbob: he pulls onto 23rd ave which is a busy arterial by trying to ****ing pull one of those 90 degree slides with the e-brake the thing accelerates mighty quick and he overshoots and tries to compensate by turning the wheel back and ends up smashing into a tree
jeb: HAHAHA he claimed he was going 20 MPH and just "lost control"
jimbob: dude hell no he's such a bad driver like he'll go out on I-5 at 152mph, and it's not that, its that he's just has no skills
jimbob: which this clearly proves
jeb: he claimed to be an "awesome driver" and that he was the fastest driver at your school
jimbob: nope
jimbob: general consensus around school is "hell no"
jimbob: well yeah, he's the "fastest", meaning he'll go 150mph on the freeway
jimbob: so he smashed his STi into a tree and blocked an entire lane and his axle was like falling off
jimbob: they suspended his license until he's 18
jeb: awesome! he said in the forum that he made a voluntary decision not to drive until he was 18
jimbob: hahahahah
jimbob: oh man
jeb: get me his screen name plz plz plz

 

 

I like it when stupid parents get fast and expensive cars for their stupid kids, then said kids destroy said cars and drive our insurance up.