Just bs'ing him. I didn't actually call the embassy either.

 

DEAR BROS,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.BUT I WANT YOU TO NOTE
THIS THAT YOU ARE A VERY BIG FOOL AT YOUR AGE.I WANT
TO HELP YOU AND MY SELF BUT YOU SONUD VERY STUPID.

BYE,GOD WILL PAY BACK TO ME MY WELL DOIN KOB

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Ok Elvis,
If I'm so stupid, and I'm supposed to trust you completely, why don't you scan your passport or photo identification papers and email them to me. I'm still waiting for proof that you're indeed a government employee with the Republic of Togo. Comply with this and I might still be able to help you.
Nick

 

MR MAN
THANKS FOR MAN.I CAN NEVER DO THAT OK.YOU HAVE
MADE UP YOUR MIND TO SET ME UP.I THOUGHT YOU WILL HELP
AND I HELP YOU TOO.WELL IT OK.GOD WILL PAY YOU BACK
FOR THE LET DOWN.REMEMBER I,M LIKE YOUR FATHER.HAVE A
NICE DAY

ELVIS DAVIS

 

I now think he's on crack as his last message made very little sense. I'm not even sure how to respond to that.

 

Elvis,
Que? My parnets say you must grap on my tired now, for all your base are belong to us.
-Nick

 

This is FUNNY

 

Haven't heard from him in a while. I suppose I should poke him with a stick and see if he's still interested.