i am selling my body.

75 dollars/half hour

125 dollars/hour

500 dollars/whole night (includes 6 hours of awake time and 6 hours of sleep in the same bed)

buyer pays gas money.

no male replies please.

 

goodluck with that

 

you're a little to skinny for me bro.....YUCK

-Noah

 

I've got an old fat cousin and she's pretty "lonely"... I might just take you up on that for entertainment value...

You into "chewin the fat"?

 

Hey.. if you're going to sell your body, you need to have some pics up too man. Damn amateur

 

yeah, TTIWWOP
















oh, gawd, already regretting that...

 

yeah.. NUDE PICS to show the goods you're selling. aaay.. these youngens... don't even know how to do business. You'll never sell like hot cakes without pics!!! I've been in the business for years. Whoring is a natural talent for me you could say.

 

We should start a brothel.

 

Ooooo.. oh wait.. nah.. no brothel.. mostly everyone here are a bunch a creeps and squares. If it was raunchy it might work. A lot of *** slappin good times.

 

I could pimp out my dog. She is a *****.

 

TTIWWOP hahahha and are their refunds if ppl are not satisfied with the service

 

I think this woman might want your services:

 

oh no, mom!

 

bump














*runs*

 

i need to poke my damn eyes out with hot needles now! the iron chef in fishnets on the corner in the middle of J-Town, getting pimped out by the Yakuza LOL