davenow

*sob* its just so beautiful

ZIZZIZ

iTrader: (2)

no, that's where you put the different colored LED's so you ca have a unique style all your own and change it to a different unique style all your own when your first style is bashed on by the guy down the road....

rhk118

You know guys there is at lease ONE important contribution to modern science that we are forgetting concerning Altezza tail lights...

Einstein would not have become the famous person he was were it not for these lights...Yes, they had them back in his day...and he learned about them while working in a patent office during his younger years...What people couldn't figure out back then was why 'vehicles' (as they were called in those days) equipped with these new lights suddenly acted as if they gained a whopping 1000 HP!!! Gol-ley thay sure made them Packards take off!

Well Einstein having access to plans for everything coming through that patent office figgered sometin' out...The clear plastic of the Altezza light actually let the light out *QUICKER* than normal lights of the day... ...and adding these lights made the 'vehicles' travel faster...Hmmmmmmm...

Therefore the greater amount of light coming out of the back of these new-fangled 'Altezza' lights must somehow be *PUSHING* the 'vehicle' more than them 'ordinary uns' did...which COULD account for the faster speeds and increase in HP seen after adding these lights to ones 'vehicle'....but how could it be that making it easier for light to get out of the tail light that it would push the 'vehicle' or some mass?

Einstein pondered this and tucked it away in the back of his mind until many, many years down the road when he became more involved in physics and experimentation (pronounced 'spehr-ehh-men-tation')...His friend Schrodinger had a pet cat who lived in a black box (I don't know why that doof kept his cat in a box but somehow it made him a better mathematician)...but by experimenting (pronounced 'spehr-ehh-men-ting') on his kitty he came up with quantum mechanics and some "wave equation" but in the process discovered what he called the 'Super-wooo-wooo' constant, or 'Su' for short...

So one day Einstein, 'ole Schrodinger, and his darn cat were smokin' some stogies and drinkin' Jim Beam when Schrodinger told Einstein about this 'Super-wooo-wooo' (or 'Su') constant he discovered...it was simply the speed of light divided by the square of the velocity of the object...THIS WAS IT!!! Einstein exclaimed ...this was the connection he had been waiting for all these years to help explain why them 'Altezza' lights made 'vehicles' so much quicker!

Einstein then locked himself in a room determined to develop a mathematical explanation (pronounces 'splah-nation') for these Altezza lights and their effect on using the energy of light to propel a 'vehicle' faster...What follows is nothing more than simple genius that helped us bomb our first couple of cities off the face of the earth (all thanks to Altezza's)

It was well known at that time and was well described in the scientific literature that Altezza's sucked...and this is where our boy Einstein started:

Altezza = SucK

The 'Su' constant that Schrodinger figgered out was:

Su = c/v^2


Now since each 'vehicle' was equipped with 2 of these lights, he multiplied each side of the equation by 2, Henceforth:

2 Altezza Lights = 2 x SucK

Now since these 'Altezza' lights added so much HP to any 'vehicle' they were applied to, they could be nothing but pure energy, whenceforth:

Energy (E) = 2 Altezza Lights = 2 x SucK

Hereunto rearranging the equation:

Energy (E) = 2(Su)(c)(K)

Where c was the speed of light, Su was the 'Super-wooo-wooo' constant discovered by Schrodinger, and K was simply Kinetic energy of the 'vehicle.' It was well known that:

Kinetic Energy (K) = 1/2mv^2

Whereuntohereforthwithin substituting for Su and Kinetic energy in the above equation Einstein arrived at:

Energy (E) = 2(c/v^2)(c)(1/2mv^2)

Cancelling out Velocity:

Energy (E) = 2(c)(c)(1/2m)

Notwithstanding then that:

Energy (E) = (c)(c)(m)

Simplifying therefore:

Energy (E) = mc^2

And that's the story of how relativity was discovered by Einstein...what do you think of them 'Altezza Light' and 2 Fast 2 Furious NOW?!!?!

rhk118

OH! I almost forgot the most important part: The Moral of the Story

That's a true story by the way...

The reason parents discourage their young boys from playing with "Kitties" isn't because of unwanted children...It's really because they don't want them to go up and become mathematicians, invent crap like Altezza's, and then BLOW UP THE WORLD!

Super-wooooooo-WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Do I get a whistle with that order?