Thanks! Some of us just take pride in what we do.

I'm sure everyone else is too, dammit, now you have me in on it too. Heh.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jaypride [/i]
[B]Its sad the level you guys took this thread to. [/B][/QUOTE]

[Kramer]Levels!!! All levels!!![/Kramer]

For Sale...
 

For Sale Cheap:

One set of Clear Altezza Tail lights - As seen in "The Fast and the Furious" found in front yard covered in fecal matter and slightly burned.

Will add 1,000 hp to lucky WRX owner who manages to beat the rest to the deal of the century.

Also for sale - 34 other sets of Altezza lights, never used, recently surfaced on e-bay. Origin unknown.

Wanted - will consider for trade - light-up exhaust tip, chain-link steering wheel, or some snappy wheel covers (wire spoke gold if possible).

This forum is so funny, you guys do one hell of a job of riding that ricer vendor. Keep up the good work!:D

U-R-A-B-U-S

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by X1_SRT [/i]
[B] now how can tail lights be a performance peice??? i still trying to figure this one out.

-PJ [/B][/QUOTE]

They light up fastAr! But we know they arn't lighter, how could those hunks of crap be lighter....

Alteza taillights do give out performance. This vendor knows exactly what he is talking about.;) The new Lancer makes about 270bhp and guess what? The Lancer's taillights are alteza. Take away the taillights and the Lancer is just a regular 140hp rice burner. So in conclusion, thats alot of gain in horsepower! And if your smart, you should go out and buy a set of those nice, shiney, perty, and crystal like shine alteza taillights! I know I am.:D


I hope you guys realize I'm being sarcastic. :p

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morasamee [/i]
[B]Alteza taillights do give out performance. This vendor knows exactly what he is talking about.;) The new Lancer makes about 270bhp and guess what? The Lancer's taillights are alteza. Take away the taillights and the Lancer is just a regular 140hp rice burner. So in conclusion, thats alot of gain in horsepower! And if your smart, you should go out and buy a set of those nice, shiney, perty, and crystal like shine alteza taillights! I know I am.:D


I hope you guys realize I'm being sarcastic. :p [/B][/QUOTE]

what is this "Sarcasm" you speak of?

hey, i've figured out why lexus' and nissan cars are soo good. they use altezzas too. if i put altezzas on my car will it be worht 30,000?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ZIZZIZ [/i]
[B]hey, i've figured out why lexus' and nissan cars are soo good. they use altezzas too. if i put altezzas on my car will it be worht 30,000? [/B][/QUOTE]

Yes, yes it will

Wonder what happned to this guy, not as funny with out him replying. Come back wheel broker!

yeah, i know right?!? where'd ya go...???

Why, he sold so many sets here that he was able to retire.

'.....and they lived happily ever after. The End.'

No, they are NOT awesome looking
 

"I have sold 35 sets"
You are suprised? The majority of the population of this planet are largly a group of complete morons. Who will think anything that the media tells them is cool ACTUALLY IS.
Alteezas suck, and so do people that use them. just because a bunch of people buy them doesnt make them cool.

I'll take 2, please.
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