They Are Awesome Looking!
 

What Are They ?

Please go to the Vendors Forum and take a look at the post from the 20th of this month (feb).

Read all about the ad with the Clear Altezza Tailights from the Fast and The Furious.

Yes, they are Awesome looking...

Thank You for reading this e-mail letter...

Angelo
[url]www.thewheelbroker.com[/url]

Boy, those are so awesome!!!!

I heard they give you 1000+ hp!!!!!

They're so fast the picture disappeared into thin air when he tried to attach it!!!!

And what a bargain!!! I'd pay ten times that amount for those!!!

You have any whistle tips to go with them???


[size=5]WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!![/size]

"an it goes woooooo wooooo"

[size=7]WOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!![/size]

Vendor spam. It's for dekrayshun!

I Suppose You Guys Are Funny
 

But I think maybe only you think so.

TheWheelBroker

hahahahaha. i do think i am funny...

Re: They Are Awesome Looking!
 

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by TheWheelBroker [/i]
[B]What Are They ?

Please go to the Vendors Forum and take a look at the post from the 20th of this month (feb).

Read all about the ad with the Clear Altezza Tailights from the Fast and The Furious.

Yes, they are Awesome looking...

Thank You for reading this e-mail letter...

Angelo
[url]www.thewheelbroker.com[/url] [/B][/QUOTE]


Altezzas suck. The fact that you have to use "the fast and the furious" in your sales pitch.....sad. You really don't know your market do you? Why don't you get back to me when you have neon in World rally blue, and maybe a afterburner exhaust tip that matches! I'm also looking for a fake front mount IC, for my ford escort....think you could hook a brotha up? We have a Vendor forum here, why don't you stay there. Please don't spam the regional forums....and REALLY don't spam with Altezza's.

In conclusion....you suck.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by X1_SRT [/i]
[B]hahahahaha. i do think i am funny... [/B][/QUOTE]

Me too...I'm laughing!!! :lol:<----See!!

About This Letter I Just Wrote You Both!!!
 

I'm sorry that you both have a problem with Altezza Tailights.

I have sold (as of today) 35 sets since I posted that little ad blurb for all of you members.

You both must think that all of those Subaru Enthsiast's are foolish people also for liking and buying these lights.

I asked for permission to go to the other forums to put in that saying which I did and the only people who were discourteous to me and anyone else who likes these type of lenses were you to persons.

As far as The Fast and The Furious thing, I am for your information a State distributor for TYC Elegante Tail lights and Projector headlights. Tyc is a company that has to do with the building of these excellant lights that I sell and market for them.

I did not care for your comments and was going to pass it off as just a couple of guys with their own opinions but I felt I needed to put this in here for the other people who have bought these lights and of course for my self - because I felt that I did not warrant your words.

I thank all the other members who were very courteous to me and hope that they all enjoy there lights they bought.

Hope this makes you both feel a better person of yourselfs and that we can all be both Buyers and Sellers of fine products.

Thank You All
Angelo A. Gillono
TheWheelBroker

woooo wooooooooo

Re: About This Letter I Just Wrote You Both!!!
 

Well, at least you didn't come off like an idiot and butcher the english language and spelling. Still trying to find the fast and the furious connection to TYC, other than the fact you sell a knock off of an already bad APC knock off of the toyota Altezza tail light. And just because people toss "Elegant" (yep, thats how you spell it) in front of something, doesn't make it any better than the trash it really is. So on a forum of 7k+ members, you sold 35 sets. Is it any wonder that the percentage of major mental retardation in society is .4%, and out of 7,400 people that's 29. So I guess I can account for most of your sales right there, can't say where the other 6 sales came from other than maybe friends and family. Sounds like you have a run away hit on your hands! Better sell the house for something bigger because I see big things for you. And just wait till the next movie comes out.....you won't know what to do with yourself.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by TheWheelBroker [/i]
[B]I'm sorry that you both have a problem with Altezza Tailights.

I have sold (as of today) 35 sets since I posted that little ad blurb for all of you members.

You both must think that all of those Subaru Enthsiast's are foolish people also for liking and buying these lights.

I asked for permission to go to the other forums to put in that saying which I did and the only people who were discourteous to me and anyone else who likes these type of lenses were you to persons.

As far as The Fast and The Furious thing, I am for your information a State distributor for TYC Elegante Tail lights and Projector headlights. Tyc is a company that has to do with the building of these excellant lights that I sell and market for them.

I did not care for your comments and was going to pass it off as just a couple of guys with their own opinions but I felt I needed to put this in here for the other people who have bought these lights and of course for my self - because I felt that I did not warrant your words.

I thank all the other members who were very courteous to me and hope that they all enjoy there lights they bought.

Hope this makes you both feel a better person of yourselfs and that we can all be both Buyers and Sellers of fine products.

Thank You All
Angelo A. Gillono
TheWheelBroker [/B][/QUOTE]

Comon Guy Give It A Rest For Once And For All..
 

Im sorry that you neither can read correctly nor face the fact that this spelling is correct, so here is your last lesson in the following phrase The Fast and the Furious.

Take the time to get some information from the site and then please put it to rest. This is making you people who can not comprehend my words look really bad for yourselves.

Thank you ...again for your time, and buy the way, I just sold another set of these lights to a 2002 Toyota Celica owner who also thinks that they are good looking on vehicles.

ELEGANTE by TYC

[url]www.elegantebytyc.com[/url]

Goodnight already!
TheWheelBroker

:lol:

*bling*

Thanks, I need a good laugh today!!! :lol: <-------Still laughing!!!

[url]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=elegant[/url]

Boy, do I feel like a fool now!!! :lol: <----- Laughing some more!!!


Oh, BTW.....



[size=5][B]Wooooo!!! Wooooooooooooooo!!!!![/B][/size]

guessin the HTML editor lacked spell check y0.

You know what...I'm sold. I'll buy 10 sets! I need them for the following:

2 set, 84 Ford Escort Pony
1 set, 78 Ford Pinto
3 set, 90 Dodge Shadow ES
4 set, Civic DX <-----the DX means fastar!

And I'm still wondering about those Fake front mount IC's and neon!

Can you give me the Dyno charts for these lights? I want to know how much a gain I should expect....will it be more or less than an APC set?

you guys are nucking futs,

i actually read every post, that was very intresting.

heh, I was looking at all your other threads in the other forums.

0 replies across the board....except for this thread of course. You'll figure it out sooner or later that the Subaru group isn't much for the Ricer crap with the altezza tail lights. Personally, they look like crap on every car, except a toyota altezza of course. You may have sold 35 sets, but how many were actually to subarus? 2002 Celica.....great, those get riced out left and right, no shock there. Next you'll stun us by saying how many sets of civic and accord lights you have sold....*bling*!

[i]TREND WHORE by TYC[/i]

Most of us aren't into that crap. Head back to the vender forums or better yet, find some Honda forums. They'll appreciate your products much more.

HAHAHAHAH
this is a funny ass thread

WOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh man, i was thinking of getting a turbo, glad you posted in here cause i musta missed the post on the vender boards.
ill buy a set, if you do indeed have the dyno chart to back up the 1000+ hp you claimed they made. is that hp at the flywheel or the wheels(doesnt matter either way, just wondering)
you also said they came with world rally blue neon, a fake front mount intercooler, and a wooooo wooooo whistle, can i have two whistles and no neon please? oh and the intercooler, i hope that is universal, cause i want to move it between two cars, my '88 jetta, and '01 subaru, you know, for when i go cruising to impress the ladies?

just email me whenever you get the chance,
thanks, ryan

i actually saw an ad in a mag for these exact lights the other day. to quote "the worlds first performance lamp (or light, can't remember the exact word)." now how can tail lights be a performance peice??? i still trying to figure this one out.

-PJ

Um, vendor sale ads really don't belong here, I think that's the main point. And yes, most Subaru people HATE "Altezzas" (most people who have them don't know that an Altezza is a J model 'yota). But, if I had the $ I would buy a set, wipe my ass with them and them ceremoniously burn them in my frontyard for the neigbors to see- but that's just me.:D

ask any honda owner where the name Altezza comes from and you'll probably get a blank look "they're those clear tail lights, dumbass..."

-PJ

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by X1_SRT [/i]
[B]ask any honda owner where the name Altezza comes from and you'll probably get a blank look "they're those clear tail lights, dumbass..."

-PJ [/B][/QUOTE]

Duh!!! Of course, they know where Altezza's come from. APC...where else?;)

hahaha, o yeah. silly me!!

-PJ

I think we killed the vendor. He has no fight left in him. Eh, no loss!

Its sad the level you guys took this thread to.

well i happen to be quite proud of that!!

-PJ

Thanks! Some of us just take pride in what we do.

I'm sure everyone else is too, dammit, now you have me in on it too. Heh.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jaypride [/i]
[B]Its sad the level you guys took this thread to. [/B][/QUOTE]

[Kramer]Levels!!! All levels!!![/Kramer]

For Sale...
 

For Sale Cheap:

One set of Clear Altezza Tail lights - As seen in "The Fast and the Furious" found in front yard covered in fecal matter and slightly burned.

Will add 1,000 hp to lucky WRX owner who manages to beat the rest to the deal of the century.

Also for sale - 34 other sets of Altezza lights, never used, recently surfaced on e-bay. Origin unknown.

Wanted - will consider for trade - light-up exhaust tip, chain-link steering wheel, or some snappy wheel covers (wire spoke gold if possible).

This forum is so funny, you guys do one hell of a job of riding that ricer vendor. Keep up the good work!:D

U-R-A-B-U-S

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by X1_SRT [/i]
[B] now how can tail lights be a performance peice??? i still trying to figure this one out.

-PJ [/B][/QUOTE]

They light up fastAr! But we know they arn't lighter, how could those hunks of crap be lighter....

Alteza taillights do give out performance. This vendor knows exactly what he is talking about.;) The new Lancer makes about 270bhp and guess what? The Lancer's taillights are alteza. Take away the taillights and the Lancer is just a regular 140hp rice burner. So in conclusion, thats alot of gain in horsepower! And if your smart, you should go out and buy a set of those nice, shiney, perty, and crystal like shine alteza taillights! I know I am.:D


I hope you guys realize I'm being sarcastic. :p

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morasamee [/i]
[B]Alteza taillights do give out performance. This vendor knows exactly what he is talking about.;) The new Lancer makes about 270bhp and guess what? The Lancer's taillights are alteza. Take away the taillights and the Lancer is just a regular 140hp rice burner. So in conclusion, thats alot of gain in horsepower! And if your smart, you should go out and buy a set of those nice, shiney, perty, and crystal like shine alteza taillights! I know I am.:D


I hope you guys realize I'm being sarcastic. :p [/B][/QUOTE]

what is this "Sarcasm" you speak of?

hey, i've figured out why lexus' and nissan cars are soo good. they use altezzas too. if i put altezzas on my car will it be worht 30,000?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ZIZZIZ [/i]
[B]hey, i've figured out why lexus' and nissan cars are soo good. they use altezzas too. if i put altezzas on my car will it be worht 30,000? [/B][/QUOTE]

Yes, yes it will

Wonder what happned to this guy, not as funny with out him replying. Come back wheel broker!

yeah, i know right?!? where'd ya go...???

Why, he sold so many sets here that he was able to retire.

'.....and they lived happily ever after. The End.'

No, they are NOT awesome looking
 

"I have sold 35 sets"
You are suprised? The majority of the population of this planet are largly a group of complete morons. Who will think anything that the media tells them is cool ACTUALLY IS.
Alteezas suck, and so do people that use them. just because a bunch of people buy them doesnt make them cool.

I'll take 2, please.
[img]http://cbr929rr.com/images/Vermont/deadtezzaend.jpg[/img]

*sob* its just so beautiful

Those are speed holes, right?:lol:

no, that's where you put the different colored LED's so you ca have a unique style all your own and change it to a different unique style all your own when your first style is bashed on by the guy down the road....

hahaha

Does it shock anyone that the last thread he posted in was a thread about "2 fast 2 furious"?

[url]https://www.i-club.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20936&perpage=15&pagenumber=4[/url]

hmm, what a shock!!

I just had to say

WHOOO WHOOOOOOO!! It ain't to early, they should be makn' me breakfast!!

WHOOO WHOOOOO!!!

Lil sis...go make me some grits!!

itz juust fo dekoration

:D :D :D :D :D [SIZE=3]:D[/SIZE]
that was awesome

here's to the fast and furious:monkey:

Re: They Are Awesome Looking!
 

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by TheWheelBroker [/i]
[B]Durrrr, do you want 2 by my crap?
Ps- how does i surfed web?!11one

[/B][/QUOTE]

Einstein and Altezza's
 

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by TheWheelBroker [/i]
[B]Read all about the ad with the Clear Altezza Tailights from the Fast and The Furious.[/B][/QUOTE]

You know guys there is at lease [B]ONE[/B] important contribution to modern science that we are forgetting concerning Altezza tail lights... :rolleyes:

Einstein would not have become the famous person he was were it not for these lights...Yes, they had them back in his day...and he learned about them while working in a patent office during his younger years...What people couldn't figure out back then was why 'vehicles' (as they were called in those days) equipped with these new lights suddenly acted as if they gained a whopping 1000 HP!!! Gol-ley thay sure made them Packards take off! :cool:

Well Einstein having access to plans for everything coming through that patent office figgered sometin' out...The clear plastic of the Altezza light actually let the light out *QUICKER* than normal lights of the day... :eek: ...and adding these lights made the 'vehicles' travel faster...Hmmmmmmm... :confused:

Therefore the greater amount of light coming out of the back of these new-fangled 'Altezza' lights must somehow be *PUSHING* the 'vehicle' more than them 'ordinary uns' did...which COULD account for the faster speeds and increase in HP seen after adding these lights to ones 'vehicle'....but how could it be that making it easier for light to get out of the tail light that it would push the 'vehicle' or some mass? :confused:

Einstein pondered this and tucked it away in the back of his mind until many, many years down the road when he became more involved in physics and experimentation (pronounced 'spehr-ehh-men-tation')...His friend Schrodinger had a pet cat who lived in a black box (I don't know why that doof kept his cat in a box but somehow it made him a better mathematician)...but by experimenting (pronounced 'spehr-ehh-men-ting') on his kitty he came up with quantum mechanics and some "wave equation" but in the process discovered what he called the [B]'Super-wooo-wooo'[/B] constant, or [B]'Su'[/B] for short...

So one day Einstein, 'ole Schrodinger, and his darn cat were smokin' some stogies and drinkin' Jim Beam when Schrodinger told Einstein about this [B]'Super-wooo-wooo'[/B] (or 'Su') constant he discovered...it was simply the speed of light divided by the square of the velocity of the object...THIS WAS IT!!! Einstein exclaimed :eek: ...this was the connection he had been waiting for all these years to help explain why them 'Altezza' lights made 'vehicles' so much quicker!

Einstein then locked himself in a room determined to develop a mathematical explanation (pronounces 'splah-nation') for these Altezza lights and their effect on using the energy of light to propel a 'vehicle' faster...What follows is nothing more than simple genius that helped us bomb our first couple of cities off the face of the earth (all thanks to Altezza's)

It was well known at that time and was well described in the scientific literature that Altezza's sucked...and this is where our boy Einstein started:

[FONT=courier new][B]Altezza = SucK[/B][/FONT]

The 'Su' constant that Schrodinger figgered out was:

[FONT=courier new][B]Su = c/v^2[/B][/FONT]


Now since each 'vehicle' was equipped with 2 of these lights, he multiplied each side of the equation by 2, Henceforth:

[FONT=courier new][B]2 Altezza Lights = 2 x SucK[/B][/FONT]

Now since these 'Altezza' lights added so much HP to any 'vehicle' they were applied to, they could be nothing but pure energy, whenceforth:

[FONT=courier new][B]Energy (E) = 2 Altezza Lights = 2 x SucK[/B][/FONT]

Hereunto rearranging the equation:

[FONT=courier new][B]Energy (E) = 2(Su)(c)(K)[/B][/FONT]

Where c was the speed of light, Su was the 'Super-wooo-wooo' constant discovered by Schrodinger, and K was simply Kinetic energy of the 'vehicle.' It was well known that:

[FONT=courier new][B]Kinetic Energy (K) = 1/2mv^2[/B][/FONT]

Whereuntohereforthwithin substituting for Su and Kinetic energy in the above equation Einstein arrived at:

[FONT=courier new][B]Energy (E) = 2(c/v^2)(c)(1/2mv^2)[/B][/FONT]

Cancelling out Velocity:

[FONT=courier new][B]Energy (E) = 2(c)(c)(1/2m)[/B][/FONT]

Notwithstanding then that:

[FONT=courier new][B]Energy (E) = (c)(c)(m)[/B][/FONT]

Simplifying therefore:

[FONT=courier new][B]Energy (E) = mc^2[/B][/FONT] :eek:

And that's the story of how relativity was discovered by Einstein...what do you think of them 'Altezza Light' and 2 Fast 2 Furious NOW?!!?! :p

:rolleyes: OH! I almost forgot the most important part: [B]The Moral of the Story[/B]

That's a true story by the way...

The reason parents discourage their young boys from playing with "Kitties" isn't because of unwanted children...It's really because they don't want them to go up and become mathematicians, invent crap like Altezza's, and then [B]BLOW UP THE WORLD![/B] :eek:

[SIZE=4][B]Super-wooooooo-WOOOOOOOOOOO!!![/B][/SIZE]

Do I get a whistle with that order? :D

Can I get the Cliff Notes?

BTW, who the hell is Cliff?

Cliff was that guy on Cheers... :rolleyes:

And the Cliff Notes from the story above are simply:
Altezza = Suck = Just like 2F2F

;)

How can you say they suck....when it is clearly stated "They Are Awsome Looking!".

You saying this guy is lying?! But your math does pan out, I can't find any fault to your equations.

[i]Homer: I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentaly proved there's no god.
Flanders: We'll just see about tha...oh...maybe he made a mistake? Nope...it's air-tight.
[/i]

If I were an ant and stood next to one of those lights, to me then, they may be awesome looking....they'd be HUGE...and shiny, so awesome in fact that if they fell over I'd probably get squashed...the power is just awesome...

but I'm not an ant...so just like the equation says...

and like Einstein proved...numbers don't lie... :p

Such a tempest in a teapot! Since the days of the first customizer folks have bought and attached all manner of foolish things to their cars. I grew up (a long time ago) in Calif. Need I say more? What I would like for my 02 WRX is a visor extension- a Dodge Neon I have some time ago had one, and it was very helpful. Any suggestions?

Duct tape and cardboard?

oh come on, that's total hotness. how do you think a 97 obs would look with a coupla 8" hella right up front in front o the grill. they're massive.....

They were pretty hot with the muzzle of a 12 gauge pressed against them. :)

[I]picturing flying sharred glass, twisted steel and aluminum, rolling smoke, multiple little holes surrounding a larger center hole, all in super slow motion ofcourse![/I]

I think you scared him away, or he's to busy ordering Alteeza's for all you closet 2F2F fans out there. Don't be afraid, be proud. You can freelyy state you love of all thing 2F2F here without fear of being made fun of.

Just kidding, 2F2F and all it's fans are booger eaten morons. Long live WRX.

know what's better than a WRX? my OBS! i am violently in love with it right no cause it's so bad ass...

That's why there's a WRX wagon....

ummmmm i think i tried to say that the OBS was superior to the WRX.....

But you're not sure of that, are you? (You think you tried...)

well maybe i didn't. but my car is so cool i did try to say he was cooler. didn't i?

Wagons rule!!!

Yes, sir, they do. Here's a cookie as your reward.

Attn: kC

Get outta my forum!

Ed

Who died and made you King? I didn't vote for you!

I know you said something, but all I heard was:

"Blah, blah, blah, I'm a dirty slut."

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Name the movie, tuff guy!

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Red X n00b

Yes, I know. :)

Breakfast Club? :)

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by KC [/i]
[B]Breakfast Club? :)[/B][/QUOTE]
Shermer, in Illinois. Where all the honeys are top shelf, but all the dudes are whiny pussies. Except Judd Nelson. He was ****in' harsh.

Mr. Deeds. :)

Sneaky!

Verrrry sneaky, sir!

Mmmmm....Winona!

mmmm heather graham

Yes They Are Still A Very Sad Couple Of Guys !
 

[QUOTE=X1_SRT;119182]well i happen to be quite proud of that!!

-PJ[/QUOTE]

I'm still here and still selling those TYC Altezza Lights that are now on many, many , new cars and trucks....it's a shame you two couldn't see the light before the light came on..you could have bought stock in the company.

By the way , your APC company is no more...it was bought out by PILOT last season..but my TYC Lighting Products are still the largest of companys making the Altezza Lights and they still are The Elegante Performance Lamps.
[url]www.elegantebytyc.com[/url]

Did you guys ever get yourselves a set?

TheWheelBroker