Matt's not interested?

 

thats the only way to impress when your pickup line is "I have a car"

 

So, um, the snow is so piled up here, that you can't easily read the house numbers.

A UPS delivery lady just knocked on our door and asked "Are you Suzies Pleasure Parties?" I answered with a very shocked expression, and a "er, no." Then, I saw the UPS lady walk over to the next house, then walk away without delivering a package.

Then, the UPS lady went to the next house over, knocked on the door, chatted for a sec with the owner, went back to her truck, and delivered a huge box.

I think the UPS lady inadvertently uncovered our neighborhood's dirty little secret.

 

oh sweet.. quickly.. make with the camera and snap pics through the windows !!

 

My digital camera just broke

 

CURSE YOU !!!

 

Man, I've been playing cs most of the day and I had to go through 2 pages to catch up. ******!

 

I really wanted to turn that into a Matt's-not-very-heterosexual joke, but I've sworn to try to cut down on teh gh3yness of this thread.

 

you'll have to stop posting then

 

So you're saying your neighbors a "for hire" stripper? Jackpot! Alllll riiiight!

 

meet at nicks house this weekend !!!

 

Actually, there seems to be this new fad going around all over the country. Instead of tupperware parties, housewives are starting to throw *****/sex-toy parties.

Suzie's Pleasure Parties sounds like its one of those, not a "for hire" stripper.

 

No no, I have to stop posting about you. And pretty much everyone else here, come to think of it.

 

Well, I guess that's pretty cool too... but it'd be cooler if she was a bachelor party stripper or something.

 

Yeah, its not a *bad* thing having a woman in the neighborhood who knows her sex toys like the back of her hand (or who knows how to use the back of her hand as a sex toy).