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From: Ice Palace...not the meth lab, the skating rink.
Car Info: 1995 dodge neon
I hear that all the time, walking to my car at 4:30 am in waikiki.
skank: "want some company?"
me: ummm, noo
skank: "I can do half price for you"
me: can I get 2 for one, ask your friend ?
Skank: "that will cost extra"
Me: I'm gonna have to get my friends to help pay then, do you have enough holes for 7 guys?
Skank: "that depends, How much money you got?"
Me: $10 for you, maybe $25 for your friend
skank: "Fu(k You!!! You're a d1ck"
Me: strange...I thought you approached me looking for some d1ck?
Skank: "go to hell"
Me: I'm sorry I was just messing around. You're really pretty.
Shank: "ok, so lets make a deal" (you should have seen her wh0re face light up)
Me: ok, $11 for you and $24 for your friend
then she finally walked away. haha
True story
skank: "want some company?"
me: ummm, noo
skank: "I can do half price for you"
me: can I get 2 for one, ask your friend ?
Skank: "that will cost extra"
Me: I'm gonna have to get my friends to help pay then, do you have enough holes for 7 guys?
Skank: "that depends, How much money you got?"
Me: $10 for you, maybe $25 for your friend
skank: "Fu(k You!!! You're a d1ck"
Me: strange...I thought you approached me looking for some d1ck?
Skank: "go to hell"
Me: I'm sorry I was just messing around. You're really pretty.
Shank: "ok, so lets make a deal" (you should have seen her wh0re face light up)
Me: ok, $11 for you and $24 for your friend
then she finally walked away. haha
True story
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From: Grass Hut, HI.
Car Info: Yimi Sport Tuned VF39'd 2.0L
i hear that all the time, walking to my car at 4:30 am in waikiki.
Skank: "want some company?"
me: Ummm, noo
skank: "i can do half price for you"
me: Can i get 2 for one, ask your friend ?
Skank: "that will cost extra"
me: I'm gonna have to get my friends to help pay then, do you have enough holes for 7 guys?
Skank: "that depends, how much money you got?"
me: $10 for you, maybe $25 for your friend
skank: "fu(k you!!! You're a d1ck"
me: Strange...i thought you approached me looking for some d1ck?
Skank: "go to hell"
me: I'm sorry i was just messing around. You're really pretty.
Shank: "ok, so lets make a deal" (you should have seen her wh0re face light up)
me: Ok, $11 for you and $24 for your friend
then she finally walked away. Haha
true story
Skank: "want some company?"
me: Ummm, noo
skank: "i can do half price for you"
me: Can i get 2 for one, ask your friend ?
Skank: "that will cost extra"
me: I'm gonna have to get my friends to help pay then, do you have enough holes for 7 guys?
Skank: "that depends, how much money you got?"
me: $10 for you, maybe $25 for your friend
skank: "fu(k you!!! You're a d1ck"
me: Strange...i thought you approached me looking for some d1ck?
Skank: "go to hell"
me: I'm sorry i was just messing around. You're really pretty.
Shank: "ok, so lets make a deal" (you should have seen her wh0re face light up)
me: Ok, $11 for you and $24 for your friend
then she finally walked away. Haha
true story
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