This is the email I recieved regarding the vehicle:



Hi,

Thank you so much for contacting me regarding my Subaru Impreza WRX STI 2005 .The car has 39,275 miles,one owner,it's in perfect condition without any mechanical problems,with no damages or hidden defects,no need for additional repairs,clear title without any accidents,liens or loans.All power equipment are in working order.I have all the car's manuals,2 spare of keys,all the documents and papers.The last price for the car is 7,000$.
I was fired from my job because the financial crises that affected almost everyone including the company I worked at.I'm in a hurry to find a buyer because I'm in debts with my bank, so now you can see the reason why I'm selling my car at 7,000$.
I want to make this transaction through eBay's Vehicle Purchase Program. I want eBay because they are the biggest Company and we can close this deal fast and safe for both of us.If you are interested to buy email me your full name and shipping address so I can open the case with eBay.
The vehicle is already at a shipping company in Detroit, Michigan ready for shipping.


Thank you,
Betty Henderson






Yeah Betty, you suck at sucking. Good job.

 

hmm thats interesting cuz this is how our convo went...

ME: selling an 05 sti for $7000??! whats up with it?

Reply:
Hi,

Thank you so much for contacting me regarding my Subaru Impreza WRX STI 2005 .The car has 39,275 miles,one owner,it's in perfect condition without any mechanical problems,with no damages or hidden defects,no need for additional repairs,clear title without any accidents,liens or loans.All power equipment are in working order.I have all the car's manuals,2 spare of keys,all the documents and papers.The last price for the car is 7,000$.
I was fired from my job because the financial crises that affected almost everyone including the company I worked at.I'm in a hurry to find a buyer because I'm in debts with my bank, so now you can see the reason why I'm selling my car at 7,000$.
I want to make this transaction through eBay's Vehicle Purchase Program. I want eBay because they are the biggest Company and we can close this deal fast and safe for both of us.If you are interested to buy email me your full name and shipping address so I can open the case with eBay.
The vehicle is already at a shipping company in Detroit, Michigan ready for shipping.


Thank you,
Betty Henderson


Haha Betty, kill yo'self!

 

You know they're not from the US if they add the $ to the end of the amount.

Fail...