After reading simintempler's thread on his car getting keyed, I though of the worse things I did as a kid,.....what do you recall doing?

1. I once threw eggs at my neighbors car during the day cause he was a mean old man.
2. I must of killed over 50 or more doves with my crossman bb gun rifle and scope over several months on our property in Kaneohe.
3. I threw an apple onto the windsheild of a car on the freeway on the punahou overpass (by kapiolani hospital) that could caused a really bad accident.
4. Our neighbors moved out and we were able to get into the house to use their stove to cook and make long distance telephone calls.
5. Got into the salt lake elementary school cafeteria through an unlocked door on a weekend with some friends and we went through the fridgerator for some food action...
6. Shoplifted candy from the crack seed store at ala Moana a few times.

I resent it all and glad no one ever got hurt by me being so mischievous..

 

The WORST thing I did is fail to pay attention in english class.

 

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

I once saw someone, kill a man in Reno....But I didnt tell anybody about it.

 

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Got expelled from the school district because I threw my desk at the principle when she came to remove me from class after I hit the teacher with my book.

 

insted of getting up to go to the bathroom i would pee out the 14th floor on to the resident managers car! did this for like 2 months before my dad found out! thats not the worse tho

 

On new years I used to strap packs of fireworks to ducks.

 

hmmmm, how much time you got?

LOL

 

Did this too, but with blocks of tofu instead. We did this from the walk way that crosses over the freeway by the Sixth ave. off ramp. And then when we ran out of tofu, we emptied out a fire extinguisher too, all over the freeway from up above. Yeah, we were idiots when we were young. But then again, weren't we all?

 

I hit a guy walking in the street in oakland because he was stunting along....

 

I slashed my principals tires after I got expelled out of high school for throwing my chair at my teacher for saying somthing stupid about me in class.

 

Stood nails up under my neighbors tires cause he told me not to do something and I was mad since he wasn't my dad lol. Idk if it ended up working or not though.

Pissed in a bottle then poured it all over another neighbors sliding back door cause the kid was making tantaran but locked himself in the house.

Practically stole snacks and drinks every morning from the chevron right by waipahu intermediate while I was in school there. Idk how I never got caught cause I'd make 32oz. drinks, empty candy/snack boxes into my bag. It was terrible.

Called my sister the c word in elementary school not even knowing what the word was really haha. I got dirty lickens for that one. Though idk why girls get offended by that word anyway. I mean they call us ****** yet we don't get butt hurt.

 

This one time in band camp...

But seriously, half of the stuff said in this thread is nuts! Who thinks of throwing tofu from an over pass? (or a chair/desk @ a principle/teacher) lol Guam only has one over pass and it wasnt built til i was a senior in high school. So yeah, all we did was sit around with flutes up our "c" words. rofl.

 

When I was younger (10,11) we would take my friends dads paintball guns, he had the best guns, and we would hide at night by a busy street and shoot cars...also the last day of middle school my friend took his brothers car out and we had super soakers that we had filled with **** a few weeks prior and wet other kids lol disgusting