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TOP 5 SMART *** ANSWERS FOR 2005...according to Reader's Digest:
Smart *** Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket
and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she
said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
Smart *** Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She
asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied,
"No ma'am, they're dead."
Smart *** Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day,"
the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.
Smart *** Answer #2: A truck driver was driving al on the freeway. A sign
comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is
right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up
for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out
of gas."
AND NOW........FOR THE#1 SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR
2005.......................
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider
a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ***
guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say
if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her
head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."
Smart *** Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket
and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she
said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
Smart *** Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She
asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied,
"No ma'am, they're dead."
Smart *** Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day,"
the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.
Smart *** Answer #2: A truck driver was driving al on the freeway. A sign
comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is
right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up
for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out
of gas."
AND NOW........FOR THE#1 SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR
2005.......................
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider
a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ***
guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say
if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her
head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."
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Originally Posted by X-Factor
well, here we have a PRIME example of Heres Your Sign......if you have to ask, you are NOT from the south. freakin hilarious.
Jeff Foxworthy. Funny stuff
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