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Okay, I feel the need to vent. This morning I am going town bound from Kahekili to Likelike, same old same old. I signal to turn in to the next lane and notice that the car in front is going waaay slow, so I keep my signal going, the lane is clear, so I go into the fast lane. I notice that a car is following me very close, I can only see the roof. As I pass the slow moving vehicle, there is another one about three-car lengths ahead, so I still stay in the fast lane. I then realize that the car that is tailing me is a burnt-orange Neon SRT4, he pulls into the slow lane and guns it. I say outloud to my wife "look at this guy, his judgement is waaay off, he can't possibly think that he can make it around me with the space he had"...sure enough, he can't and he frustratingly pulls back behind me. Now there is no one in the slow lane so he pulls out again and guns it, this time I say to my wife "there you go buddy, now you can do it" and he does. Now this is the part I get pissed, rather than go ahead, he tries to run me off into the barrier WTF! I honk the horn, and he rolls down the window and starts gesturing and sticking his head out of the window. Here's the topper, he throws a Gatorade bottle and some food at me, what an azzhat! To think that this young punkazz plick takes issue with my "normal" driving as well as that he has no disregard to others, I wish I had gotten his plates, all I got was NVA-. And to all that are wondering, no I was not in my STi, I was in my Isuzu Trooper. So my AZZHAT of the day award goes to the Burnt Orange Dodge Neon SRT4. Cooler heads will prevail.
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This morning as I was heading to work I had to deal with a little riced out civic hatch doing close to 100 in morning traffic.............he got up on the back of my wagon also.............but he has stickers on his car which make his car very recognizable for everyone else. If anyone knows of any car clubs with a red & black "RF" as their logo tell them that their buddy needs to slow the f uck down
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Originally Posted by da tall guy
This morning as I was heading to work I had to deal with a little riced out civic hatch doing close to 100 in morning traffic.............he got up on the back of my wagon also.............but he has stickers on his car which make his car very recognizable for everyone else. If anyone knows of any car clubs with a red & black "RF" as their logo tell them that their buddy needs to slow the f uck down
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Originally Posted by shiroikage
"RF" I think thats Race Factory...seen the shirts at Eurosport, I even own a couple of their shirts. The guy must be high-up in the company, or sponsored 'cuz didn't realize that they had stickers.
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That civic had no regard for the cars around him, he kinda did what that srt-4 did with squeezing between cars, just at a insane rate of speed............1 car decide to change their mind and change lanes and we would have seen his car on the news.........with the driver probably dead or jacked up pretty bad
Originally Posted by shiroikage
I say outloud to my wife "look at this guy, his judgement is waaay off, he can't possibly think that he can make it around me with the space he had"...sure enough, he can't and he frustratingly pulls back behind me.
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Originally Posted by shiroikage
Okay, I feel the need to vent. This morning I am going town bound from Kahekili to Likelike, same old same old. I signal to turn in to the next lane and notice that the car in front is going waaay slow, so I keep my signal going, the lane is clear, so I go into the fast lane. I notice that a car is following me very close, I can only see the roof. As I pass the slow moving vehicle, there is another one about three-car lengths ahead, so I still stay in the fast lane. I then realize that the car that is tailing me is a burnt-orange Neon SRT4, he pulls into the slow lane and guns it. I say outloud to my wife "look at this guy, his judgement is waaay off, he can't possibly think that he can make it around me with the space he had"...sure enough, he can't and he frustratingly pulls back behind me. Now there is no one in the slow lane so he pulls out again and guns it, this time I say to my wife "there you go buddy, now you can do it" and he does. Now this is the part I get pissed, rather than go ahead, he tries to run me off into the barrier WTF! I honk the horn, and he rolls down the window and starts gesturing and sticking his head out of the window. Here's the topper, he throws a Gatorade bottle and some food at me, what an azzhat! To think that this young punkazz plick takes issue with my "normal" driving as well as that he has no disregard to others, I wish I had gotten his plates, all I got was NVA-. And to all that are wondering, no I was not in my STi, I was in my Isuzu Trooper. So my AZZHAT of the day award goes to the Burnt Orange Dodge Neon SRT4. Cooler heads will prevail.
I usually head out to work around 4:30am from Temple Valley area...the car that is usually the numbnut at that time is this White Ion...he almost got busted yesterday morning by a motorcycle cop...man I was bummed...it was about shift change time so I am sure the cop caught up and told him to slow down...this was around the Dept. of Water area near Kalihi...
I've seen that "pumpkin" with a wing driving around Kahekili before...lately, it's been pretty tame during my commutes...
And p.s. the commentaries to the wives and gf's...it's always the same huh...funny.
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I'm gonna chime in on my azzhat story of the day from yesterday.
I'm driving down from Tripler going towards the airport (on Puuloa Rd.). They are doing construction at the intersection of Salt Lake Blvd. and Puuloa, so two lanes merge into one to continue down Puuloa towards the airport. I'm in the merging lane and the cars in front of me are merging very slowly one after the other and the cars in the other lane are letting them in.
When it's my turn, this *()&^(&*!%@#^%#$)&*%&^!#$) decides to speed up everytime that I try to merge. When I can't go any further because I'm going to start hitting flexible Barriers with my Xterra, I look over at him and this older, balding fat fawk of a white guy is leaning oer his passenger seat flipping me off! I'm merging! Other cars are merging! What makes him think he's better than they are to not let me in? I got pissed!
He happened to be going in the same direction as me...so then he proceeded west-bound on Nimitz...I followed. I got next to him and rolled down my window and yelled at him that it was a "f'in merge you f'in cawksucker *****...what the fawk is your problem". He casually raises his hand out the window and flips me off again! I slow down so he can be next to me again, and he slows down too. FInally at this point of doing this for about 45 seconds, I'm doing 25 on nimitz and so is he. I said forget it and sped up. He speeds up as well and when I make my turn from Nimitz to Aolele St., he drives by me while I'm at the light and flips me off again! It took every ounce of control not to pull out of my lane, follow him, and at the next light, drag him out of his car and beat him with my maglight. I was PISSED.
I'm driving down from Tripler going towards the airport (on Puuloa Rd.). They are doing construction at the intersection of Salt Lake Blvd. and Puuloa, so two lanes merge into one to continue down Puuloa towards the airport. I'm in the merging lane and the cars in front of me are merging very slowly one after the other and the cars in the other lane are letting them in.
When it's my turn, this *()&^(&*!%@#^%#$)&*%&^!#$) decides to speed up everytime that I try to merge. When I can't go any further because I'm going to start hitting flexible Barriers with my Xterra, I look over at him and this older, balding fat fawk of a white guy is leaning oer his passenger seat flipping me off! I'm merging! Other cars are merging! What makes him think he's better than they are to not let me in? I got pissed!
He happened to be going in the same direction as me...so then he proceeded west-bound on Nimitz...I followed. I got next to him and rolled down my window and yelled at him that it was a "f'in merge you f'in cawksucker *****...what the fawk is your problem". He casually raises his hand out the window and flips me off again! I slow down so he can be next to me again, and he slows down too. FInally at this point of doing this for about 45 seconds, I'm doing 25 on nimitz and so is he. I said forget it and sped up. He speeds up as well and when I make my turn from Nimitz to Aolele St., he drives by me while I'm at the light and flips me off again! It took every ounce of control not to pull out of my lane, follow him, and at the next light, drag him out of his car and beat him with my maglight. I was PISSED.
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Originally Posted by Ditchhanger
I'm gonna chime in on my azzhat story of the day from yesterday.
I'm driving down from Tripler going towards the airport (on Puuloa Rd.). They are doing construction at the intersection of Salt Lake Blvd. and Puuloa, so two lanes merge into one to continue down Puuloa towards the airport. I'm in the merging lane and the cars in front of me are merging very slowly one after the other and the cars in the other lane are letting them in.
When it's my turn, this *()&^(&*!%@#^%#$)&*%&^!#$) decides to speed up everytime that I try to merge. When I can't go any further because I'm going to start hitting flexible Barriers with my Xterra, I look over at him and this older, balding fat fawk of a white guy is leaning oer his passenger seat flipping me off! I'm merging! Other cars are merging! What makes him think he's better than they are to not let me in? I got pissed!
He happened to be going in the same direction as me...so then he proceeded west-bound on Nimitz...I followed. I got next to him and rolled down my window and yelled at him that it was a "f'in merge you f'in cawksucker *****...what the fawk is your problem". He casually raises his hand out the window and flips me off again! I slow down so he can be next to me again, and he slows down too. FInally at this point of doing this for about 45 seconds, I'm doing 25 on nimitz and so is he. I said forget it and sped up. He speeds up as well and when I make my turn from Nimitz to Aolele St., he drives by me while I'm at the light and flips me off again! It took every ounce of control not to pull out of my lane, follow him, and at the next light, drag him out of his car and beat him with my maglight. I was PISSED.
I'm driving down from Tripler going towards the airport (on Puuloa Rd.). They are doing construction at the intersection of Salt Lake Blvd. and Puuloa, so two lanes merge into one to continue down Puuloa towards the airport. I'm in the merging lane and the cars in front of me are merging very slowly one after the other and the cars in the other lane are letting them in.
When it's my turn, this *()&^(&*!%@#^%#$)&*%&^!#$) decides to speed up everytime that I try to merge. When I can't go any further because I'm going to start hitting flexible Barriers with my Xterra, I look over at him and this older, balding fat fawk of a white guy is leaning oer his passenger seat flipping me off! I'm merging! Other cars are merging! What makes him think he's better than they are to not let me in? I got pissed!
He happened to be going in the same direction as me...so then he proceeded west-bound on Nimitz...I followed. I got next to him and rolled down my window and yelled at him that it was a "f'in merge you f'in cawksucker *****...what the fawk is your problem". He casually raises his hand out the window and flips me off again! I slow down so he can be next to me again, and he slows down too. FInally at this point of doing this for about 45 seconds, I'm doing 25 on nimitz and so is he. I said forget it and sped up. He speeds up as well and when I make my turn from Nimitz to Aolele St., he drives by me while I'm at the light and flips me off again! It took every ounce of control not to pull out of my lane, follow him, and at the next light, drag him out of his car and beat him with my maglight. I was PISSED.
hahahahahahahahhaha nah nah j/jkin
evryone messes with u so i thought i should too hahahahahaha
btw i always see the "pumkin" when i pick up my son from kaneohe. and i have seen him drive stupi too. he almost lost it one time and hit he wall. there was no one next to him.
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Originally Posted by shaggadelic
joey i'm sick and tired of ur complaing of how other's drive... if u don't like it then catch the bus.....
hahahahahahahahhaha nah nah j/jkin
evryone messes with u so i thought i should too hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahhaha nah nah j/jkin
evryone messes with u so i thought i should too hahahahahaha
...it's when people post stuff like this is when everyone else messes with me. Anymore people that post stuff to mess with me to be a bi@tch, I'm deleting the post
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wow, pretty trippy cause just this morning some queer in a truck was tailing my azz. a second before i changed lane, he too changed into the same lane i was turning into and tried to speed up to pass me. and this is while im halfway into the other lane already.. and no he wasnt next to me, id say at this time his front bumper was still around my rear bumper.. he didnt even slow down..
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Originally Posted by Island Style
Yah...that's Kahekili and Likelike in the morning for you...
I usually head out to work around 4:30am from Temple Valley area...the car that is usually the numbnut at that time is this White Ion...he almost got busted yesterday morning by a motorcycle cop...man I was bummed...it was about shift change time so I am sure the cop caught up and told him to slow down...this was around the Dept. of Water area near Kalihi...
I've seen that "pumpkin" with a wing driving around Kahekili before...lately, it's been pretty tame during my commutes...
And p.s. the commentaries to the wives and gf's...it's always the same huh...funny.
I usually head out to work around 4:30am from Temple Valley area...the car that is usually the numbnut at that time is this White Ion...he almost got busted yesterday morning by a motorcycle cop...man I was bummed...it was about shift change time so I am sure the cop caught up and told him to slow down...this was around the Dept. of Water area near Kalihi...
I've seen that "pumpkin" with a wing driving around Kahekili before...lately, it's been pretty tame during my commutes...
And p.s. the commentaries to the wives and gf's...it's always the same huh...funny.


