Stephen Wright...
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Stephen Wright...
is just f'n funny. 
http://www.fortogden.com/fosw.html
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What happens if you put
a slinky on an escalator?
If a mute kid swears,
should his mother
wash his hands with soap?
What was the best thing
before sliced bread?
Do people in Australia, call the rest
of the world, "Up Over" ?
Was it somebody's cruel idea to
put an "S" in the word "LISP" ?
If it's zero degrees outside today
and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there,
is he still wrong?
etc. etc.
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a slinky on an escalator?
If a mute kid swears,
should his mother
wash his hands with soap?
What was the best thing
before sliced bread?
Do people in Australia, call the rest
of the world, "Up Over" ?
Was it somebody's cruel idea to
put an "S" in the word "LISP" ?
If it's zero degrees outside today
and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there,
is he still wrong?
etc. etc.
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Just saw this one... LOL!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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Originally posted by IS2Scooby
Just saw this one... LOL!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Just saw this one... LOL!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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One of my favorites in the same vein:
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
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