I tried to deny it. I've tried to justify it. I've tried to compensate. It just don't seem right to me to envy another man's ability to have an avatar. Am I as much a man without an avatar?

I like to change it and have revolving themes. It's my way to commemorate the holidays if I like. To show my admiration of the shape and size of a woman's t-shirt. To show the world how much I love to find crazy and unique images on the web. I like to stand out in a crowd for doing things that are classified as dubious at best.

That all came to mind after looking that this page.

A couple of other nuggets of trivial interest from looking at that page. DAVEWRX is still the 21st most prolific poster; one behind Imprezer himself, although he hasn't posted in so long there's no 'last posting date'.

I'm older than everyone on that page (who entered in their birth year). What does that tell you? Don't answer that.

I am fifth because I have nothing better to do. What a way to fight a war.

 

Oh yeah, I had originally lost the avatar when Alex was initially changing over to this style of webpage. I think I actually changed my avatar the very moment he swapped it, and from that point on the avatar was gone for good.

Hey, we just got rocket attacked. I feel like I'm on the set of Catch 22 or MASH.

If this place gets infiltrated, you'll probably be seeing me on TV with a bag over my head. I'm surrounded by clerks and such.

Heard from my bunker, "So yeah, this ain't nothing {it really wasn't}. When I was in Iraq, I was trying to place my order at Burger King. It was impossible to place my order. It was like 'Can I have some rattattatextra large fries? boom I said extra large! And a Fanta brrrrrp. No a Fanta!"

I heard a Navy LTCDR (lady) telling my Airborne Ranger bosses all about her pretty backyard in San Diego and how many and what type of flowers she has.

I heard an Army commo SGT, who mystifies me as to how he's still in; weighing all of 240lbs and being only 5'6"....The Air Force would even kick a guy like him out. Anyhow, he was telling about how he used to be a Marine and had to hump 2 AN/PRC-77 radios and 2 VINSONs around as a part of the Mortar Platoon, and how he did it in Panama. I guess you'd have had to have been here to understand the irony. I mean this guy is fat!

Oh yeah, and how'd I know we were being attacked? It was announced over the loud speaker "Alert! Alert! Alert! We are being attacked by rocket fire!"

Oh my GOD.

 

Pat you have put a smile on my face today and also made me laugh-
i wish you well in your "stay" and also wish you well in your quest for
avatar redemption



aloha from the summit of Mauna Kea

 

you're too funny Pat!

oh, if you guys get captured, ... don't go out by getting your head lobbed off. I mean, if I ever get snatched up, those mutherfv(kers are gonna wish they left me alone. I'm going to be kicking, biting, spitting, kicking, hitting anything around me until they shoot my ***. I'm sure you'd do the same.

 

Wow... All I can say is, best of luck to you and try to stay in one piece over there!
Oh, and avatar's dont make the man. In fact, I think they're way overrated.