Has the roomate's friend showed up yet?

I want pictures and a nice, "I never thought I'd be writing this to you Madame Xaviera..."

 

yeah, .......... there's a beached whale in my living room



.... my roommate said "she changed a lot since she'd last seen her ..."

 

Hey, sometimes we all have to make sacrifices to get what we want.

 

Pat, so does that mean you're going to fly "wingman" for Sean?
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If I were a single man, she would already have been taken care of...so I could've received the payoff of being in a 3 lady/1 man BIG MAC.

It's not about me. I'll sacrifice my body to further mine and thus mankind's knowledge of the female body.

 

Pat, you're a true pioneer in the field of gender relations. I applaud your gallant and courageous efforts. Bravo, my friend!
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I've done it so much, I actually enjoy the soft benefits of fat chicks (or used to, should I say)

 

LOL!!

 

She can't be that bad.

Try it, you may like it.

 

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i like how you're helpin' him close the deal...

but, please, no details !!

 

Sorry Jeff.

I crack myself up.

 

oh f***!...... i almost fell outta my chair !!

 

nope. sorry dude, ... I'm not a dumpster diver.

 

Pat, you are one funny ****! And you're right, flying wingman isn't always bad. Everytime I see that beer commercial with the "salute to the wingman" I think back to the old R of K.

...fond memories... and now my wife is getting BIG!