..an abnormally savage strain of the "pimpalottapuss" virus. You'll never be rid of that natural "mojo" that you're exhibiting. We're sorry. However, if you do need counseling you may employ the services of the fair-minded lady...
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then Alizee walks in room.....

 

... and tells Sean that she's always dreamed of screwing a man like him ...

 

...but says she wants her twin-sister Liza to join them. Sean then says, "...

 

"damn, I wish I could, but my damn roommate just trashed my apartment!!!" .... maybe we could .....

 

....go to your place and.....

 

...rub bellies instead and bake cookies with sprinkles on top. Right when Sean was tying his "Pillsbury" apron on, the door bursts open with a thunderous *CRASH* - and lo & behold it's none other than...
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...Bubba Rub and Lil Sis, holdn'......

 

...a ganga bubonic chronic. They proceed, to tell Sean what they need, which is...
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rubber gloves and a skull drill which titillates and arouses him so he calls on....

 

... his glock 23 and busts a cap in their ***, and then continues on to the bedroom to ....

 

really happened by the way

 

...bone-start his roommate's skull, when...
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... Alizee walks in and says, "save that for me!" So he does, and after they're done 'baking cookies', Alizee gives Sean $30k so he can hook up his car!! ..... so he ....

 

...gives all the money to charity because he was feeling so...