jut a joke my grandfather sent me
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jut a joke my grandfather sent me
THIS SHOULD END ALL "3 BEARS STORIES"
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>>Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table , he looks into his bowl. Its is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Papa bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his bowl, and it is empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?" he roars.
Momma bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Christ sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone up in the house, it was Mamma Bear who made the coffee, it was was Mamma Bearwho unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the figgen cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dishes; and, now that you decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, 'cause I'm only going to say this one more time: I HAVEN' T MADE THE F&$%#@* PORRIDGE YET!"
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>>Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table , he looks into his bowl. Its is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Papa bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his bowl, and it is empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?" he roars.
Momma bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Christ sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone up in the house, it was Mamma Bear who made the coffee, it was was Mamma Bearwho unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the figgen cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dishes; and, now that you decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, 'cause I'm only going to say this one more time: I HAVEN' T MADE THE F&$%#@* PORRIDGE YET!"
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