on Wednesday Erica was in her RS wagon when she felt frisky!?! Being by herself she decided to...

 

this is only in fun and permission from her

 

ooooh first blood. i still say she decided to have crazy hott monkey foot luv and contorted herself too much and broke a toe or three

 

continue the story. We can get to that later

 

...being frisky she had to go hide.
See, unfortunately there was a big freaky McHaolepino running around, Mc Deepthroteing and Uvala boxing a Mc'Frapp'
Erica was terrorized by this freak, so she had to run and hide and hope that it McPimp would come pick it up in his McBackfireing lawnmower.
The constant public acts of Mc Deepthroteing and Uvala boxing were quite nauseating.

sure enough, McPimp Ronald McPimpdonald came and McSlaped the Frapp gargling McHaolepino. Finaly, the neighborhood was safe. Sadly, there were still nasty frapp stains all around the streets.

 

... meanwhile all these things were going on, Erica decides to go to the store since she needed to pick up a few things. She gets back into the HellaRS Wagon and drives to Costco to purchase a copious amount of baby oil and other necessities for the house...

 

......like eggs, a loaf of bread, some butter. When she realized she needed her "supplies" for the "activities" she had planned later that night. She quickly wheeled her cart over and picked up a 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise, a trapeze, rubber spatulas, and a midget named Esteban......

 

... Esteban also invited his band of wrestling midgets to help assist erica with "whatever" she would need help with...

 

Little did Esteban and his merry little band know that Erica planned the unthinkable...

To set them up in a horrible trapeze accident with a slippery baby oil covered wire, and then cook them all in some sort of freakish, midget meatloaf. with... eggs, a loaf of bread, some butter... and 50 gallons of creamy mayo...

But just as she was leaving costco...



(Brandon, Erica was cracking up at Esteban man!)

 

yeah brandon, estaban was off the hook

 

*cough cough* continue story, toes aint broke yet! *cough produce sale cough*

 

But just as she was leaving costco...Estaban and his "little person" gang jumped into his lowrider and hopped outta there. depressed and still hungry erica.....

 

...yearned for wild game. She searched for the nearest Bass Pro Shops where she could create her own rendition of "Oregon Trail". As she filled the wagon with associated hunting supplies and "wagon" parts Willie Nelson appeared and....

 

so erica took a break from gatherin supplies to smoke a little j with uncle willie in the parking lot. suddenly....

 

he provided her with the secret manual full extraordinary sexual secrets. She then took her remaining 5 gallon bucket of baby oil back home and started moving the furniture in her house around to make room for personal time. She lined the furniture that she couldn't move with plastic wrap to make sure that it doesn't get oiled down...