Well, The past few days I've been hanging out at Vakamon, I see Francis GC there just staring back at me, and I get flash backs of the test drive Francis gave me at the old Costco, and the power that thing is capable of. Let me tell you, if you never had the pervilage of riding in it, it puts a 6-flags rollercoster to shame..... Now with a front mount setup going in, wide body kit on the way, 9 1/2" wide tires for grip, that GC is going to be god like....

Recently at Vakamon, I went upstares to surf on the computer. A buddy of mine sent me a e-mail of "Chuck Norris Fact Jokes" and it was hilarious.... And It got me thinking, well Francis GC is undefeatable on the track, and Chuck Norris Fact Jokes are based around the fact he never loses in "Walker Texas Ranger". So this past Friday night meet, I mention to a couple of fellow i-clubbers, how funny it would be to create a set of Fact jokes called "Francis GC Facts". I told afew of them at the meet and alot of you found them funny. Some of you dared me to make this tread, ha ha!! I accept your dare!!! So here are some fact's that I've created, Hope you enjoy them:




- Francis GC is so powerful, It doesn't move at all, instead the earth below moves around for it.

- During a high speed run on the H3, the wind generated by his over size fenders blew 2 cars off the freeway, as he passed between them.

- Francis GC takes turns so fast, the "screeching" noise you hear is not his tires, but the earth screaming in pain.

- Francis GC was traveling West bound on H1, and slammed his brakes avoiding a puppy. Unforuntly it caused the tragic tsunami in Indonesia.

- When Francis GC drives pass a mirror, nothing appears. There can never be a second Francis GC.

- Changing oil in Francis GC is easy, just pour water. Like Christ turing water into wine, Francis GC turns water into 5w30.

- Francis GC doesn't use gasoline. Instead, it is powered by the tears of defeated competitors.

- Francis GC was once pulled over for speeding....doing 130mph.....in a school zone.....with no insurance.....or registration.....or safety...... The officer that pulled him over was fired later that day.

- Francis GC is so powerful, His BBS wheels spelled BSB after a Dyno run.




That's all I can think of right now....If you have your own, post them up!!!!

 

All Hail Francis, the "GC King" :hail:

 

Francis GC doesn't use gasoline. Instead, it is powered by the tears of defeated competitors

lol that killed me

 

This one CAN'T be true, it would mean somebody else could keep up...
Instead, his car is so quick that it just doesn't register on any speed measuring equipment...

 

- Francis GC Doen't have a VIN number....Instead, It has a skull and Cross Bone.

- A picture of Francis GC was once printed on a US postage stamp, the value of the stamp had an "infinite symbol".

- Francis GC ECU can crack the Da Vinci Code in 10 sec.

 

- Goodyear announced today that a new tire line was being developed for Francis GC called the "Goodgod"

 

Pedestal!!!!

 

hahahahaha.....i cant wait to see his response for all these....

 

Francis GC makes his wife mad!!!
Francis GC makes his credit card hurt!!!
Francis GC is not making the next Autocross
Francis is done talking about Francis.
Dave,you are hilarious!!! I hope you guys find something better to do with your time,seriously!!!

 

haha i dont even know who francis is or of his GC but i was rolling from a few of those... i also hope to never cross paths with Francis GC

 

Ok how about this one.....

Francis GC's is so powerful that his lugnuts require more torque than a Mustang..

Francis's GC is such a Beast that even the Almight Greek God dare not tamper with it.

Francis's GC is so legendary that when people watch the movie "The WRAITH", they say I swear thats Francis's GC.

Haha Francis, adding more fuel to the fire.

 

Francis will let me drive his car
Francis will let you ride in his car

haha

 

Francis has a black GC right? Okay i just have to try, here are mine:

Francis' GC stands for GOD's Car.

Francis' GC is so fast, it almost looks like CG.

Francis' GC can pop an AWD wheelie.

Francis' GC dont need wheel alignments, the road will adjust to it.

Francis' GC is the reason why hawaii started recon permits.

For every start of Francis' GC, a baby is born.

Francis' GC is 'cool' enough to run without anti-freeze.

Every other car Francis' GC races never lived to tell the tale.

When Francis' GC drifts, more islands will develop.

Francis' GC never enters time attacks, time is always late for Francis' GC.

GC's will be re-relased again in 2010 by inspiration of Francis' GC.

Francis' GC's thunderous roar is the reason why our roads are so crappy.

NASCAR would be more fun with Francis' GC in it.

Subaru offers different trims of Imprezas: L, Outback, WRX, STi, and Francis' GC.

And last: "Francis' GC, Its What Makes A Subaru, A Subaru"

k, gotta go.

joe

 

Wow, to see all of you guys worshiping Francis' GC makes me wonder o__O;

 

In auto-x, Francis GC doesn't knock cones, the cones jump out of the way for Francis GC!