Damn Women Drivers :D
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Damn Women Drivers :D
Thought i'd share this story with you guys and gals. I thought it was funny...
So i'm in my subie, driving to my office this morning on the interstate. I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds and when I looked back, there she was halfway over in my lane, still working one her eye liner. It scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call. DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!
So i'm in my subie, driving to my office this morning on the interstate. I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds and when I looked back, there she was halfway over in my lane, still working one her eye liner. It scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call. DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!
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" It scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS..."
Is this Sue typing? ..........wait...it's a story, ha ha! Odd b/c I experienced this earlier this week on the way to school. I honked at her and she gave me the eye......the one w/out the makeup.
Is this Sue typing? ..........wait...it's a story, ha ha! Odd b/c I experienced this earlier this week on the way to school. I honked at her and she gave me the eye......the one w/out the makeup.
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you crack me up. So what were you shaving with the electric shaver exactly? I just hate those five o' clock shadows. (Looks like someone forgot to sign someone off.) I am really scared now that Sue has "big bob and the twins" That explains a lot about Chris though. 
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lol... I'm thinking that Sue forgot to sign off and chris posted under sues name... LOL
if this is sue posting that's some funny *** **** since what would you need an electric shaver for?
could it be for down south
if this is sue posting that's some funny *** **** since what would you need an electric shaver for?
could it be for down south
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Originally Posted by iNfEk
lol... I'm thinking that Sue forgot to sign off and chris posted under sues name... LOL
if this is sue posting that's some funny *** **** since what would you need an electric shaver for?
could it be for down south
if this is sue posting that's some funny *** **** since what would you need an electric shaver for?
could it be for down south
LOL! Sometimes, the twins need a trim. j/k
ok i'm logging on after a couple days not on. crazy WAS typing her own story. And no she doesn't shave while driving (that i know of anyway). she said it was a story. it may have happened to me, so we all could relate. DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!
