How do I get 1000 whp?
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yea all u have to do is the following:
throw on a ton of stickers (500HP right there)
Flashy chrome wherever possible (250 HP)
dont forget to carbon fiber ur hood, trunk, spoiler and anything possible, and gut ur interior to a bare minimum (250HP)
NOW if u want ABOVE 1000HP...add a funky obnoxious wing 'cause with you going so fast on the streets you'll need a ton of downforce!
and not to mention a big fart cannon for no reason 
the most important tip...be sure to practice your "hardcore" pose for when someone rolls up next to u to intimidate them
throw on a ton of stickers (500HP right there)
Flashy chrome wherever possible (250 HP)
dont forget to carbon fiber ur hood, trunk, spoiler and anything possible, and gut ur interior to a bare minimum (250HP)
NOW if u want ABOVE 1000HP...add a funky obnoxious wing 'cause with you going so fast on the streets you'll need a ton of downforce!
and not to mention a big fart cannon for no reason 
the most important tip...be sure to practice your "hardcore" pose for when someone rolls up next to u to intimidate them
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Originally Posted by maddhatteroo7
yea all u have to do is the following:
throw on a ton of stickers (500HP right there)
Flashy chrome wherever possible (250 HP)
dont forget to carbon fiber ur hood, trunk, spoiler and anything possible, and gut ur interior to a bare minimum (250HP)
NOW if u want ABOVE 1000HP...add a funky obnoxious wing 'cause with you going so fast on the streets you'll need a ton of downforce!
and not to mention a big fart cannon for no reason 
the most important tip...be sure to practice your "hardcore" pose for when someone rolls up next to u to intimidate them
throw on a ton of stickers (500HP right there)
Flashy chrome wherever possible (250 HP)
dont forget to carbon fiber ur hood, trunk, spoiler and anything possible, and gut ur interior to a bare minimum (250HP)
NOW if u want ABOVE 1000HP...add a funky obnoxious wing 'cause with you going so fast on the streets you'll need a ton of downforce!
and not to mention a big fart cannon for no reason 
the most important tip...be sure to practice your "hardcore" pose for when someone rolls up next to u to intimidate them

Don't forget the Super Street banner and radioactive things. And the hood illumination cateye lights are a must have for any real sports car. If you really want to go all out get an LED light put in your exhaust. With those mods you should be able to beat any car on the road. But remember, It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.
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Originally Posted by UK n00b
It's all in the nawwzzz
Don't I need one of those tornado things too?
How about the chrome? Stickers? I see all the fast cars have stickers. I like the big yellow ones and the red "R" or "Weapon R" stickers too.
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Originally Posted by AntiochCali
Oh so I need a 1000 shot?
Don't I need one of those tornado things too?
How about the chrome? Stickers? I see all the fast cars have stickers. I like the big yellow ones and the red "R" or "Weapon R" stickers too.
Don't I need one of those tornado things too?
How about the chrome? Stickers? I see all the fast cars have stickers. I like the big yellow ones and the red "R" or "Weapon R" stickers too.
The extra 250hp can be had with: 1) a fire extinguisher 2) Extra gauges 3) Hood locks 4) Big hood scoop 5) HID's and 6) Lowering your car 5 inches and mount 10" wheels with spacers so they stick out from your fender about a foot. I think in the past, some people tried Dale Earnhardt stickers and mullets too (but thats old tech now).
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Originally Posted by mhorowitz8
I think in the past, some people tried Dale Earnhardt stickers and mullets too (but thats old tech now).
- have ur left arm hugging the steering wheel so u get that "hardcore" look

- have ur seat allll the way back so when u drive u can barely see the road
- have ur seat allll the way back and sit up straight for no reason
If you do any of the above mentioned mods you'll will need an absolutely massive metal wing for the downforce. I hear they make a speaker you can put under your hood that makes the sound of a BOV. That's just as good as a turbo which would at least double your horse power. So buy a Dodge Viper or a GT40 and that speaker and you should be good.


