Do have fun in the dirt
DON'T leave the windows down.

 

*BA-DUM*CHICK*

 

Dont: Race the police....even if we are faster!!!!

Do: get nicer rims

Do: get a BOV ( sounds awsome and makes me smile when I shift)

 

Don't: get heavy bling bling rims that slow you down.
Do: research wisely when moding
Don't: buy impulsively
Do: chase your cat with your rex when she leaves footprints on the windshield and a scratch from claws on the paint.
Do: buy touch up paint from the dealer $9
Don't: explain to ricers that funny "psst" noise that happens when you shift.

 

Do: kill your daytime running lights
Don't: run with scissors
Do: your own work if you're able
Don't: drop dashboard screws into the dash/behind the climate controls/into the steering column... etc
Do: let your friends drive your car so they can go, "wow," too

 

Let them buy their own!

 

flip off people because they think subarus are for old people

 

screw flipping them off,
just smoke em and let them eat there dust, and show them that it an't made for old people

 

I'm old and I like my WRX and Legacy Outback. Why's it gotta be an old thing.

 

No offense man my friends use to tell me that subarus are for old grandpas and I am one of them

 

thats why I get mad because I am not old

 

do pick the birds outta your radiator once a week

don't puke when there is more than one piece of tweetie in your radiator!!!