Hey Freddie!
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iTrader: (9)
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 2,186
From: SF Bay Area
Car Info: 03 WRX, 06 Evo IX MR, now 2010 STi
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up
with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one
of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red,
have you been drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee
Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been
eating doughnuts?"
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK
in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up
with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one
of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red,
have you been drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee
Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been
eating doughnuts?"
Registered User
iTrader: (7)
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 9,016
From: Oakland, CA
Car Info: 2009 wrx & 2000 4runner
had a friend get married there on saturday so was out there for the 2 day weekend. it was so freaking nice there. i want to go back.
the oil pan situation is done, i had mpj do the work and the car is back at home now and i get to drive it to work in the morning, woohoo.
now i need to go put in an order for skid plates
the oil pan situation is done, i had mpj do the work and the car is back at home now and i get to drive it to work in the morning, woohoo.
now i need to go put in an order for skid plates
