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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 06:20 PM
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i ordered some flowers for teh wifey for valentines day. i paid for the extra "guaranteed feb 14th delivery" just to be safe. turns out that means they ship the stuff direct via fed ex. not delivered by a florist, but flowers wrapped in plastic and a vase packed in bubble wrap. how special. to make matters worse, they delivered like 5 minutes before she left for the day.

we all know the point of sending isht to women at work is so they can show off to all their little buddies at work and brag about how well they're treated, and I for one am pissed that the company handled their deliveries this way. a couple of my co-workers got shafted by the same deal. one guys wife didn't even get her flowers today.
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 06:22 PM
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i ordered some flowers for teh wifey for valentines day. i paid for the extra "guaranteed feb 14th delivery" just to be safe. turns out that means they ship the stuff direct via fed ex. not delivered by a florist, but flowers wrapped in plastic and a vase packed in bubble wrap. how special. to make matters worse, they delivered like 5 minutes before she left for the day.

we all know the point of sending isht to women at work is so they can show off to all their little buddies at work and brag about how well they're treated, and I for one am pissed that the company handled their deliveries this way. a couple of my co-workers got shafted by the same deal. one guys wife didn't even get her flowers today.

oh god that sucks, i bet it felt special getting flowers in a frickin box.
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 06:26 PM
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next time i'll be calling a local florist.
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 06:30 PM
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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 06:42 PM
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When you order online, they tell you quite specifically if your products will be delivered FedEx or by a local florist (some items aren't available at your local florist). I got my wife a dozen roses from 1-800 flowers, confirmed they were being delivered by a local florist, and she got them without issue this morning.

I learned this the hard way last year when the bear and plant I wanted to get her could not be delivered on the 14th because it fell on a holiday.
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 06:56 PM
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I love having a wife that hates these holidays. So nice.
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 07:20 PM
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One perk of being single...not having to deal with Valentine's Day.
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 07:58 PM
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next time i'll be calling a local florist.
Yes. Full service straight out of the temperature controlled van.
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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One perk of being single...not having to deal with Valentine's Day.
Not getting laid must suck though
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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Old Feb 14, 2006 | 09:17 PM
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can't a **** go to dinner on valentines day?

i'm on now... for a while.
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 09:34 PM
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The Military postal service and USPS did Josh good!

I got my special Valentine's Day card. Woot! *does the happy dance*
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 10:08 PM
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The Military postal service ... did ... good!
Never seen these words in the same sentence before. Ever.
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 10:24 PM
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One perk of being single...not having to deal with Valentine's Day.
Amen to that brotha!
Old Feb 14, 2006 | 10:47 PM
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Amen to that brotha!
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Not getting laid must suck though

Unfortunately, I have to deal with this even though I have a gf. W/e though, we still have a lot of fun together.



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