I have had the pleasure to drive a Cayenne, it is not a dune buggy, it is not a luxury SUV, it is a cross of technology and perception. A perception of what digging in the mud would be if you were in the status quo of the elite. The way the rest of us normal operating citizens occupy our domiciles of automobiles we not only look at a vehicle for operation but the stance at which it makes its presence on the road. This Porsche is ugly in that it is too high for corners, to rounded for aggressive stance and just way to soft on its underbelly (leather and wood trim on the interior eegads Batman). Average citizens like to see a workhorse beside them, wrapped around them, and admired from the rest of the world. Not gawked at for its ungodly curvacious design.