At least once you have gone to San Francisco for the day wearing shorts and a t-shirt because it was a warm clear day in San Jose. And you froze your little @$#^ off.

67. You know that Mr. Chau is 'all over da place'.

84. When you were seven the tech museum's ball machine was the coolest thing ever and you could watch it for hours.

91. The airplane at Vasona defined your childhood.

102. You were disappointed to learn that the Old Spaghetti Factory is a chain.

109. You pressed your whole body (face and all) into the giant pin thing at the Discovery Museum despite the signs that warn you not to.

129. You played on the play structure in Mineta Airport as a kid

149. You know your from San Jose if you've been to another city at night and wondered why the lights weren't low pressure sodium mustard yellow.


148. It was only after a building did get knocked down that you realized you'd never actually paid attention to what it had been for, just that something had definitely been there.