http://www.ksdk.com/news/crime/artic...-ends-in-arres

 

haha i guess robbery is a turn on...

 

I read that thing like 5 times and still cant tell what the **** happened. But who was burgulary?

 

On the next, "How I Met Your Mother."

 

That has to be the most poorly written article I have ever read.

 

I had to read it twice too hahaaha

 

so wait.... they were both burglars? So the woman was not the one getting burglarized? .....

 

This. Can someone fluent in jibberish please translate that fine piece of writing?

 

Cliff's notes:

1.) Man and woman break into garage to steal crap.

2.) Man and woman pause mid-burglary to bang.

3.) While banging, woman decides she will pepper spray man and steal his car.

4.) Woman makes it 2 miles before crashing man's car into pond.

5.) Female homeowner awakes to find male burglar making off with bag of crap. Calls cops

6.) Male burglar is caught down the street wearing only rain coat.

7.) Profit.

 

From what I got, a man and woman were robbing a house. They decided to bang, but the chick freaked and sprayed the guy with pepper spray and stole his car, which she drove into a pond (wtf?). While the guy was still robbing the house, the owner of the house woke up and saw the male robber leaving the house, so he called the cops. The male robber was caught later, walking down the street.

 

but why did she pepper spray and steal his car?

 

Maybe he was trying to sneak in the back door.

 

This article gets more confusing with every post!

 

Maybe a double-cross?

 

In other news...more crazy *****es!

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...76C3MG20110713