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Here's what I just read:
Homeboy got cooked up on coke and booze all by himself, gets horny as f*ck, shoved some metal tongs up his *ss in some coke bliss sexual fantasy, came and blacks out. Wakes up next morning, stumbles to hospital with extreme abdominal pains, freaks out as doctor pulls a metal tong out of his *ss, and makes up crazy story about random coke ****** hanging out in trailer parks looking to rape innocent males with food tongs.
At least, that's what I read...
Homeboy got cooked up on coke and booze all by himself, gets horny as f*ck, shoved some metal tongs up his *ss in some coke bliss sexual fantasy, came and blacks out. Wakes up next morning, stumbles to hospital with extreme abdominal pains, freaks out as doctor pulls a metal tong out of his *ss, and makes up crazy story about random coke ****** hanging out in trailer parks looking to rape innocent males with food tongs.
At least, that's what I read...
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perfect explanation of what most likely REALLY happend. btw, thanks for pointing out where the tongs were exactly. my imagination couldn't figure that part out.
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Originally Posted by huck
Here's what I just read:
Homeboy got cooked up on coke and booze all by himself, gets horny as f*ck, shoved some metal tongs up his *ss in some coke bliss sexual fantasy, came and blacks out. Wakes up next morning, stumbles to hospital with extreme abdominal pains, freaks out as doctor pulls a metal tong out of his *ss, and makes up crazy story about random coke ****** hanging out in trailer parks looking to rape innocent males with food tongs.
At least, that's what I read...
Homeboy got cooked up on coke and booze all by himself, gets horny as f*ck, shoved some metal tongs up his *ss in some coke bliss sexual fantasy, came and blacks out. Wakes up next morning, stumbles to hospital with extreme abdominal pains, freaks out as doctor pulls a metal tong out of his *ss, and makes up crazy story about random coke ****** hanging out in trailer parks looking to rape innocent males with food tongs.
At least, that's what I read...
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Originally Posted by huck
Here's what I just read:
Homeboy got cooked up on coke and booze all by himself, gets horny as f*ck, shoved some metal tongs up his *ss in some coke bliss sexual fantasy, came and blacks out. Wakes up next morning, stumbles to hospital with extreme abdominal pains, freaks out as doctor pulls a metal tong out of his *ss, and makes up crazy story about random coke ****** hanging out in trailer parks looking to rape innocent males with food tongs.
At least, that's what I read...
Homeboy got cooked up on coke and booze all by himself, gets horny as f*ck, shoved some metal tongs up his *ss in some coke bliss sexual fantasy, came and blacks out. Wakes up next morning, stumbles to hospital with extreme abdominal pains, freaks out as doctor pulls a metal tong out of his *ss, and makes up crazy story about random coke ****** hanging out in trailer parks looking to rape innocent males with food tongs.
At least, that's what I read...
