Will i pass a drug test?
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Niacin And cranberry juice for the three days straight, you could pass. also when u pee in the cup dont use the first part of your **** wait a sec then pour in the cup and dont use the last part either.
I had to **** for a friend once hella funny story.
-adam
I had to **** for a friend once hella funny story.
-adam
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my girl friend works at a medical clinic that does tons of drug screens. You should here the stories. They are dealing with a woman that was putting a cup of clean **** up her butt and poking a hole in it to ****. They seen bags, cups in every crevice you can imagine.
I'm waiting to here back from her on how that pot will show up on your test.
They can often times tell if someone is masking. Believe me I've heard more than one busted story from the folks in the office.
I'm waiting to here back from her on how that pot will show up on your test.
They can often times tell if someone is masking. Believe me I've heard more than one busted story from the folks in the office.
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Originally Posted by dr3d1zzl3
pop a **** load of niacin you and drink a gallon of water a day you will be surprised.
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it gets stored in your fat cells.. my roommate in tahoe smoked 3-5 times a day with me and passed a drug test a week after stopping. if you are skinny and have a high metabolism you will be fine. if you are fat and you smoked like 10 blunts you wont pass.
drink a lot of water to cleanse your system and buy a bottle of detox from a bong shop. and remember to take a deep breath things will be ok as long as you do what i said above you'll pass.
Ok, Not that im a pothead or anything I sure do know one thing, you aint gonna pass brotha sorry, oh and if they give you a second chance which they never do go to wallgreens or longs and buy a bottle of AZO's for 6 bux and take 6 of them the next day you will wake up and be as clean as a flute. This is the cheapest and most common use of detox those young probationed childeren have been using to get away from thier po officers, oh and its works lol I bought 2 at home drug tests and took one test the day I bought it and was positive, that night i took 6 AZO's (cranberry supliment) and passed the same test the next day. Good Luck with tha job and Engin swap.
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if you're worried about it go to a headshop and pick up some "Testpure" my buddie smokes out everyday, got a new job and had to take a drug test within a week. so he quit smoking for that week and bought the testpure and followed the instructions to the t and it worked! oh and drink plenty of cranberry juice...
and if it comes to it... fill up a ballon (or some small container you can put in your pants without anyone noticing) with a buddies **** (make sure he is of the same sex as you and he/she is drug free). tape it to your leg (to keep it warm, some places have temp guages on teh pee cup) and pour it in when you get locked in teh clinics bathroom... i have several friends that have done this multiple times
and if it comes to it... fill up a ballon (or some small container you can put in your pants without anyone noticing) with a buddies **** (make sure he is of the same sex as you and he/she is drug free). tape it to your leg (to keep it warm, some places have temp guages on teh pee cup) and pour it in when you get locked in teh clinics bathroom... i have several friends that have done this multiple times
Last edited by Keisatsu; May 12, 2004 at 05:56 PM.
