Why the hell do girls flock over Bret Michaels? Is it just so they can go on a reality show?

He's a total washout, way too old to pull off the look of a "rock star", and he's not a damn rock star... He also looks like a damn fish.. an OLD fish!

Is he bald? Why does he always wear that bandana?

Also, the chicks on that show are disgusting... I wouldn't hit it with Krinkov's D'. Its like you have to be a stripper with 11 tattoos just to qualify for the screening of the show, no offense to the strippers with tattoos reading this.


I try to change the channel any time I see him or his stupid show, but damn, he's everywhere!

 

This comment makes no sense when you flip it around. At what point WOULD you hit it with Krinkov's D? If you would hit something with his D', why not your own?

Yeah, I don't get it, Poison wasn't even that great of a band. However, I doubt the music has anything to do with it, as it rarely does anymore when it comes to the fame of "musicians."

 

I don't get it either, he is NASTY!

And being a *****/stripper is a pre-requisite for being on those shows because they know sex sells....even when it is with a fake chick and an old has been....

 

Show some respect people, this is the man who wrote "Every Rose has it's Thorn"

 

fake ***** + (rockstar)^fake=reality tv?

Which is an emo song about his gf cheating on him! They should replace Bret with the guy that managed to steal his gf from him.

 

No...just...no....*shakes head*




HAHA

 

theyre all trashy bro hoes that like macho guys

 

I laughed when I found out that the chick from last season dumped his ***...





HAHHAHAH!


And this makes me laugh so hard it hurts!!!!

 

The show has no redeeming quality, but it IS entertaining...I really hate to admit lol

A bunch of scandalous, used-up trashy ****** trying to get with a washed up "rock star"...

 

I think its the Train Wreck Theory. It' horrible, but you can't look away.

 

if they can find a dozen or so women to even just touch flava flav, you can find anything

 

qft!!!!!

 

 

^^^^^ Huh?!?

 

I think he's saying that why girls like him, he has $20