Who wants to squeeze my damper??
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Who wants to squeeze my damper??
Okay Ive seen some pretty absurd Engrish, but this one blows them all away, by a wide damn mile
what written on the side of that HKS box in the iddy-biddy pic is...
"HKS SQUEEZES YOUR DAMPER WHEN YOU TASTE IT YOUR GOING TO THE NEXT WORLD"
wow. You couldnt feed any combination of words into babel fish in a thousand years and come up with anything that perverted, and HKS nailed it on the first try and slapped it on side of all their Hipermax suspensions.
Bravo, HKS. Bravo.
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what written on the side of that HKS box in the iddy-biddy pic is...
"HKS SQUEEZES YOUR DAMPER WHEN YOU TASTE IT YOUR GOING TO THE NEXT WORLD"
wow. You couldnt feed any combination of words into babel fish in a thousand years and come up with anything that perverted, and HKS nailed it on the first try and slapped it on side of all their Hipermax suspensions.
Bravo, HKS. Bravo.
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that's great 
"Attack of the Show" was in Japan a week back and every day on the show they had their "Engrish' moment of the day. they had some real good ones too. but that one is by far the best.
-rich
"Attack of the Show" was in Japan a week back and every day on the show they had their "Engrish' moment of the day. they had some real good ones too. but that one is by far the best.
-rich
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dude i still have crusty stuff in my eyes, i read the title as "who wants to squeeze my daughter?"
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Originally Posted by bushido
that's great
"Attack of the Show" was in Japan a week back and every day on the show they had their "Engrish' moment of the day. they had some real good ones too. but that one is by far the best.
-rich
"Attack of the Show" was in Japan a week back and every day on the show they had their "Engrish' moment of the day. they had some real good ones too. but that one is by far the best.
-rich
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Originally Posted by rau
you watched it too? im in LOVE with Kayla Layleigh...
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Originally Posted by nKoan
How much does it cost these days to get a JDM damper squeeze?
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And guess who submitted the pic to Autoweek ?
