Who wants to go see Gwar?
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You can never be too old for Gwar. Why is it so hard to find someone to come see them? I suppose it could be the blood that they spray all over everything, and perhaps the fact that their music is horrible, but...jeez. You guys are no fun.
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Originally Posted by Onizuka
Dang, Kellie is more hardcore than I realized. She is probably going to headbutt someone's face while moshing and head banging.
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But if I were single, I'd let her step on my neck & call me "worm."
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I'd post pictures, but they'd prolly get me banned. They're just a really cheesy "metal" band with really horrible music, and a crazy stage show. They wear ridiculous costumes, and do really offensive things, and spray blood all over the place. It's pretty funny.
I'd post pictures, but they'd prolly get me banned. They're just a really cheesy "metal" band with really horrible music, and a crazy stage show. They wear ridiculous costumes, and do really offensive things, and spray blood all over the place. It's pretty funny.
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Originally Posted by Oaf
I've never met her.
But if I were single, I'd let her step on my neck & call me "worm."
But if I were single, I'd let her step on my neck & call me "worm."
Yes you have. She was at the SRIC Mark and Monica meet.
Remember the white subaru with a leaky DP??
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
Yes you have. She was at the SRIC Mark and Monica meet.
Remember the white subaru with a leaky DP??
Remember the white subaru with a leaky DP??
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Originally Posted by kellie
..... the blood that they spray all over everything, and perhaps the fact that their music is horrible, but...jeez.
The Legend of GWAR began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master, GWAR was imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, GWAR began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that GWAR should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from screwing up Earth any further.
Several thousand years later GWAR were stumbled upon and awakened by, Sleazy P. Martini, a known pimp, pusher, pornographer, and record executive for Capitalist Records, accidentally stumbled into GWAR's Antarctic tomb and woke them. He took them to New York, gave them electric guitars, and began to market them as his latest Rock-n-Roll sensation. Some of GWAR's adventures are chronicled in their albums, comics, and videos, but there are still plenty of GWAR stories waiting to be told.
Now the only way to truly validate your life before death is to join the masses of "lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence" when GWAR comes to ravish and bloody your mutant town
if "GWAR is no laughing matter", I can't imagine what is.....
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jeez Kellie, I didn't realise you were so young(1986?)! I think you may have been late to beavis and butthead, but how did you first hear about gwar?
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Originally Posted by mcdrama
jeez Kellie, I didn't realise you were so young(1986?)! I think you may have been late to beavis and butthead, but how did you first hear about gwar?
Oaf, yes, I'm the Coloradan with the white WRX. Who are you..?
