Who wants a barbie they can actually do? Calling Choku Dori!
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You know me well enough that this should not be shocking. 
I have no soul, hence raw dog piston-like missionary with unblinking, unflinching eye contact and a curled upper lip while I tighten my grip on her waist, attempting to get my fingers to touch as I cry out in victory to Crom.
You've written many great things over the years on BAIC, but this is easily Top Ten right here.

I have no soul, hence raw dog piston-like missionary with unblinking, unflinching eye contact and a curled upper lip while I tighten my grip on her waist, attempting to get my fingers to touch as I cry out in victory to Crom.

You've written many great things over the years on BAIC, but this is easily Top Ten right here.
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This is by far one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thank you sir.
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That might be among the creepiest things I've seen a chick do. Entertainment value = decently high...but walking on the street and seeing what looks like a life sized doll would make me kill it with fire.
(I was not a Barbie fan as a kid, so maybe I'm weird that way)
lol
(I was not a Barbie fan as a kid, so maybe I'm weird that way)
lol
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