Two chicks at once?

 

http://blacksburg.craigslist.org/w4m/990547821.html

 

If you get tired of one, you can just flip her over and give the other one a go.

Bonus: she likes death metal!

 

"****in-A. better watch yer cornhole"

 

man
never seen him like that before

 

doggystyle is pointless with that one...

 

dude get with the now...everyone does it...well if your cool. lol some add a bunch of personalized endings to the explosion...to keep it going.

 

 

i agree with the fist bump explosion being stupid. i just wanted to see if it's spreading to the westcoast. im glad others agree with me.


as for soon-to-be-legal girls, i might as well join into the fray

 

Have you not seen the cult classic film "Office Space"? If not, you're denying yourself something great.





On a different note, I briefly dated a short asian chick in high school my senior year (was 18 and so was she)... The reason I broke up with her was because she reminded me too much of a kid. Even though she was 18, she was 4'11" (Yes, 4'11") and very thin... She was TINY. I could literally throw her around if I wanted to. After trying to get past it, I couldn't do it and had to end it. She was super cute and fun to look at, but I couldn't even hug her without feeling like a child predator. It was a sight to see us together... A 6'6" man with a 4'11" woman... She looked like my daughter or lil sister or something.

A few years later I tried dating a short chick again, this time she was 5'0" even... Same thing happened again, I couldn't get turned on by her in real life. In pictures she looked GREAT because you can't tell how short and thin she was, but in real life it was really bad, especially compared to me.


I made a rule after that... No chicks under 5'6". Tallest I've dated was 6'2, and with heels she was as tall as me, no joke! Then I married a gal that is 5'9" which is pretty much perfect, no more pedo-height!

Nowadays when I see a guy with a super small gal I always wonder if he had the same problem as me.

Anyone here ever date a girl under 5'0"? Did it feel weird to you, or are you short enough where it doesn't matter like my friend Bill... He's 5'2" and has a GF that is 5'10.

 

Doh, forgot to post what I originally wanted to say:


The fist pump explosion or whatever the hell its called sounds like the dumbest and lamest thing ever. If someone did that to me I'd make sure that he knew how big of a ******* he was.

 

Um, those of you that think she's hot are seriously sick... Her face doesn't even look like it belongs on her head... That seriously looks like someone opened photoshop, cut some guys face off and pasted it onto her head. She's tore up... So much in fact that if she broke into my house I wouldn't even shoot her... I'd hit her with a missile to ensure that she was dead... Like the Jews do to the Palestinians... They don't use guns to take out terrorists, they go straight for the missiles. I'm not even joking. The USA wouldn't even shoot and kill the terrorist, they'd arrest them and put them in jail... Whereas Israel sees the threat, puts threat into cross hairs, and shoots threat with a missile which ensures that the terrorist/leader and everyone with him is dead. It's a shame we don't do that here

 

win

 

I think she is creepy and you guys are all creepy old men She looks like she hasn't even had a period before or knows what one is. Those tiny little a-cups and unshaped body.... might as well think about doing your kids you nasty old men

 

thats what she looks like in real life. with that wig on an stage makeup (incl. ****) she looks allot better than your average female gymnast