What would you spend $800,000 on?
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What would you spend $800,000 on?
The federal gov't, under the Obama Admin, decided to spend just over $800,000 to tech uncircumcised African men how to properly clean their junk after screwing.
Link to this ridiculousness
Link to this ridiculousness
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.
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So they are teaching them to wash their dicks after sex....because...you know....that takes care of HIV....which is STILL wiping Africa slowly off the map.
When will we put a million aside to teach about CONDOMS? Probably never. Good times.
When will we put a million aside to teach about CONDOMS? Probably never. Good times.
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I would have used it for 1600cc injectors and a e85 tune so I can run 10's at the drag strip!
But I guess it can also be used on teaching people how to clean their dick lol
But I guess it can also be used on teaching people how to clean their dick lol
You guys would be amazed at the retarded bull**** research that gets funded. It would blow your minds.
"Oh, and I will need an extra 10,000 each for computers and... um... 500,000 more for 'related equipment' kthnx".
"Oh, and I will need an extra 10,000 each for computers and... um... 500,000 more for 'related equipment' kthnx".
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Or a clean *****
Tough choice
But, I say it's money well spent, and in the grand scope of things it's pennies.
At least it goes towards making people healthier instead of blowing **** up.
Or a clean *****
Tough choice
But, I say it's money well spent, and in the grand scope of things it's pennies.
At least it goes towards making people healthier instead of blowing **** up.
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African wives are expected to remain monogamous, whereas their husbands have no such societal expectation. The men who live in rural areas often work in cities, and conduct their extramarital affairs during the workweek. This is generally believed to be a large contributor to the HIV problem, since they then bring it home to their wives, who can then pass it on to any children they have in the future. The next layer is that when African women ask their husbands to use condoms, the implication from many husbands' standpoints are that their wives are not being faithful, which can lead to domestic violence and other such problems. There are many documented cases of husbands leaving their wives high and dry after such an event - stuck with HIV and sometimes with multiple children, and no way to take care of themselves or the children since the husband was the breadwinner.
All in all, a complicated issue in general which cannot easily be solved by condom education. A little cultural competency goes a long way, so from a sociological standpoint, it wouldn't make sense to just stress condom use in such situations.
By the by, I don't think I agree with stimulus funding paying to teach dudes how to clean their ding dongs. What about my college loans? Those need some stimulus too.
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My hope is that little fear of 'if you don't do this - you will die; not just that but it will hurt while it kills you and you will pass this on to others' would stifle people's desires to not use safe sex practices.
Hopefully there is a way to culturally infuse their doings with a sense of social responsibility - but we can both agree that this funding for this study is NOT the answer.
I concede good sir, my sociological knowledge is obviously not as honed as yours in terms of present day African studies.
My hope is that little fear of 'if you don't do this - you will die; not just that but it will hurt while it kills you and you will pass this on to others' would stifle people's desires to not use safe sex practices.
Hopefully there is a way to culturally infuse their doings with a sense of social responsibility - but we can both agree that this funding for this study is NOT the answer.
My hope is that little fear of 'if you don't do this - you will die; not just that but it will hurt while it kills you and you will pass this on to others' would stifle people's desires to not use safe sex practices.
Hopefully there is a way to culturally infuse their doings with a sense of social responsibility - but we can both agree that this funding for this study is NOT the answer.
And yes - funding this study is ridiculous.


