What really happened to Tiger Woods
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wonder what size irony she used? 
the jokes have been pouring in:
What do baby seals and Tiger woods have in common?
both have been clubbed by a Scandanavian.
What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Why did Tiger's wife use the 9-iron to bust his windows?
She didn't like the driver!
my personal favorite...
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
the jokes have been pouring in:
What do baby seals and Tiger woods have in common?
both have been clubbed by a Scandanavian.
What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Why did Tiger's wife use the 9-iron to bust his windows?
She didn't like the driver!
my personal favorite...
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
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DI world!!
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Tiger Woods Car Accident and Wife Beating
Golf king, Tiger Woods, at 2am EST, drove his car in to this tree. The accident occurred near his home in this upscale Florida neighborhood.
The police received a 911 call that there was a car accident. When they arrived at the scene they found Woods injured on the ground with his wife, Elin, by his side tenderly attending to him. His wife explained that after he hit a fire hydrant the car careened in to a tree. She heard the accident from inside and found her husband injured, but she couldn't open the door. She then used a golf club to break the rear window and pull her husband out.
[cop speaking in some foreign language] :dunno:
Woods' airbag did not go off and thus his entire face was scratched from the broken glass.
Woods had recently been caught in New York with his mistress. Earlier that day Woods and his wife had fought over this. His wife had scratched his face in the fight. As he tried to leave the house his wife ran after him and started hitting the car with a golf club. As Woods turned around to look he took his eyes off the road. This is when the accident occurred.
To the general public it was reported that Woods was fine and had already been released from the hospital. Woods' worth of $1B USD (the video says 10 100millions if you're wondering... we people count funny) makes him the world's wealthiest athlete. His car accident injuries will prevent him from playing in the next tournament starting the 3rd of this month. (that very last sentence is sketchy for me, i was born and raised in freaking atlanta, ga).
Tiger Woods Car Accident and Wife Beating
Golf king, Tiger Woods, at 2am EST, drove his car in to this tree. The accident occurred near his home in this upscale Florida neighborhood.
The police received a 911 call that there was a car accident. When they arrived at the scene they found Woods injured on the ground with his wife, Elin, by his side tenderly attending to him. His wife explained that after he hit a fire hydrant the car careened in to a tree. She heard the accident from inside and found her husband injured, but she couldn't open the door. She then used a golf club to break the rear window and pull her husband out.
[cop speaking in some foreign language] :dunno:
Woods' airbag did not go off and thus his entire face was scratched from the broken glass.
Woods had recently been caught in New York with his mistress. Earlier that day Woods and his wife had fought over this. His wife had scratched his face in the fight. As he tried to leave the house his wife ran after him and started hitting the car with a golf club. As Woods turned around to look he took his eyes off the road. This is when the accident occurred.
To the general public it was reported that Woods was fine and had already been released from the hospital. Woods' worth of $1B USD (the video says 10 100millions if you're wondering... we people count funny) makes him the world's wealthiest athlete. His car accident injuries will prevent him from playing in the next tournament starting the 3rd of this month. (that very last sentence is sketchy for me, i was born and raised in freaking atlanta, ga).
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sounds like someone has a sex addiction. I'd be willing to bet that he parlays that. Everyone likes an addiction and a come back story.
Bottom line is... slime ball or not... as long as he wins more tournies than anyone else and retains that number 1 slot he's a commodity.
Bottom line is... slime ball or not... as long as he wins more tournies than anyone else and retains that number 1 slot he's a commodity.