half-life haha reminds me of those crabbys haha

 

hahahahahahaha That can of chemical sounds awesome!!

Just did a decent sweep of the house and didn't find it. Just going to be keeping an eye out for this thing and let everyone else who lives here know about this beast. I did look online and this spider doesn't show any of the typical signs of a venomous/dangerous spider. However, I did read that spiders don't always have signs of being dangerous like snakes do. There was spider I found on a site that it looked familiar to which isn't dangerous, but I'm not assuming a damn thing till I know for sure.

Knew I should've smashed it before I left

 

Damn can't see pics on my phone

 

Brown Recluses don't look that scary either... yet that poison is absolutely HORRIFIC. Anything with NECROSIS in the poison has to be one of the absolute nastiest things evar =P

 

<shiver>

I don't like spiders. that one, i don't like either. looks like it'll burrow into your skin, after biting you...

but i'm still scurred of the kuma-osama (spider king) that freaked me the hell out when i was in Japan.

Alright, still, with legs, it was the size of the palm of my hand. f***er followed me in the house! I was like WTF?!?! took my mom-in-law to scare that f***er out back into the yard LOL I was screaming and jumping like a little b***h.

 

my friend in japan had one of those jump out of his kitchen sink drain. It had a half eaten cockroach in its mouth but he killed it with boiling water and heard it "scream."

 

look what i found...

(sorry, i took the pic on my phone - hope you can see it)

i'm in the process of devouring the little devil! i already ate one of its legs!

 

OHTFN!

 

thats a fat bugar lol

 

Did some more research and I'm pretty sure its a Orb weavers/Garden Spider. Would prefer if this thing was dead or not around, but I'm more relieved its not poisonous or deadly.

http://www.spiderzrule.com/orbweaver.htm

 

that my friend is a common garden spider, let him free and watch him kills the flys

 

That site has some gnarly looking spiders.

 

my friend caught one of those the other day also and then we decided to keep it and put it in Tupperware

 

Orbweavers are crazy looking, but totally harmless.

In the bay area, if it doesn't look like a black widow or brown recluse, it's most likely not poisonous.

 

had one of these make a web blocking the entrance to the path to my place. I crawled under it for 2 weeks until i judo chopped one end of the web. The thing was the size of a tennis ball in diameter!