Went to the beach yesterday afternoon
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Went to the beach yesterday afternoon
and my buddy with his brilliant ideas tells me, "hey john, put this potato in your pants. you'll have all the girls watching you!"
so, being the "i'll do anything once" kind of guy that i am, i shoved it right in my pants and my buddy took off on the jet ski.
so after about an hour, i had women staring and pointing, people were taking pictures, everywhere i went, it seemed that i had 4-5 people following behind me. it was women, guys, kids, you name it, i had their attention.
so couple of hours go by and my buddy comes back from jet skiing, he looks at me, and yells, "wtf are you doing?!?"
me: "i don't know man, but i put that potato in my pants, and you're right, i have ALL the women checking me out! but not one has approached me yet..."
him: "dude! you're supposed to put the potato down the FRONT of your pants! not the BACK!!!"
whatever, he didn't specify, he just said stick it in your pants, so i shoved it down the back of my pants.
so, being the "i'll do anything once" kind of guy that i am, i shoved it right in my pants and my buddy took off on the jet ski.
so after about an hour, i had women staring and pointing, people were taking pictures, everywhere i went, it seemed that i had 4-5 people following behind me. it was women, guys, kids, you name it, i had their attention.
so couple of hours go by and my buddy comes back from jet skiing, he looks at me, and yells, "wtf are you doing?!?"
me: "i don't know man, but i put that potato in my pants, and you're right, i have ALL the women checking me out! but not one has approached me yet..."
him: "dude! you're supposed to put the potato down the FRONT of your pants! not the BACK!!!"
whatever, he didn't specify, he just said stick it in your pants, so i shoved it down the back of my pants.
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my co-workers are all asking me wtf I am laughing at. =x Including my boss...
She read it though, and then laughed too! ;D
She read it though, and then laughed too! ;D
