chimchimm5

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They need to make SILENCERS

Look what you can do with just an oil filter

OneManArmy

iTrader: (7)

I thought bambi was gonna trample the boy. Looks like it was a through and through just right and below the heart. Serious lung issues right there.

chimchimm5

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I thought the lost girl-turned-zombie was going to jump out and take a chomp outta bambi... and then all 3 of the people would be like "eeiyeewww". Then they'd have to whack the zombie girl with the axe and the little boy would be all effed up in the head. :P

OneManArmy

iTrader: (7)

If this was a movie that's exactly what would have happened. But they have to tone it down a wee bit for TV.

stupidchicken03

iTrader: (38)

to a degree lol. Do you watch Breaking Bad? The season finale last week was pretty graphic with how they killed off Gus haha

brucelee

iTrader: (6)

Oil filter works great, but when you're in a pinch a 2 liter bottle works REALLY great! On a 22LR you only hear the action of the bolt!

You can use 1 liter bottles too.


Disclaimer! I don't condone this behavior, this was posted purely for fictional zombie attacks.

brucelee

iTrader: (6)

Yeah, it doesn't matter if you have 10,000 Zombies all charging you at the same time if you have the proper type of weapons no noise will matter.


Besides, they're dead before they even hear the shot.



I don't know about you guys but I'd be driving one of these... Well, I'd be on the top shooting and someone else would be driving.




HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SOUND ZOMBIES!!?!?!


Then use explosives for good measure. Fire kills everything.

OneManArmy

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Speaking of zombies... I need to borrow someone's zombie killer. My neighbors are out all hours of the night these days shooting of a semi-auto something or other and something very large caliber. I just want to go out there at 3am and let off a couple clips to say F!U!

brucelee

iTrader: (6)

I'll come with my M44... That'll wake just about anyone up.

OneManArmy

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It's gotten to the point where the wife and I were looking at available rentals last night and talking about having some of our 1% show up for a bbq.


The landlord has been informed of the issue. If something isn't done soon it's bound to come to a head. I've had people on my property shooting their guns 3 times now. That's 3 times too many.

chimchimm5

iTrader: (9)

This would be awesome... for the first horde or two you absolutely destroy.

Then you'll be outta ammo in a post-apocalyptic world scrounging for water, food, fuel, and resources.

brucelee

iTrader: (6)

You use small arms to get to a larger ammo storage facility where you acquire as much ammo as you need.


That gun would just be a **** hits the fan gun... I'd have plenty of other military-esque guns I'd use for smaller hoards. All of which would be fitted with low velocity ammo and some kind of muffling/silencer system, even if I had to make it myself which isn't that hard.


Night/Thermal vision + Silenced rifle = Lots of large piles of zombies.


Yes I realize that's not a realistic for most average folk, but I know if I were in that situation I would do everything in my power to keep my family safe, and if that means being armed to the teeth with all means necessary, so be it. Explosives, suppressed weapons, thermal/NV optics, and a ton of ammo as well as the means to reload my own for the rifles.

RU-X

iTrader: (9)

clearly bruce has thought wayyyyy too much about this. god speed friend... god speed.

.... DON'T STAND NEAR DEERS!

stupidchicken03

iTrader: (38)

^

brucelee

iTrader: (6)

You guys don't sit in your bomb shelter and think about doomsday scenarios? Thats the only way I get to bed!